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highway barge

A specific class of land yacht that pertains to American made vehicles made between the 1970's through the 1980's defined by there large square bodies and low horsepower engines. However with spacious cabins and adequate fuel milage makes them excellent long distance vehicles.
Did you hear? My neighbor bought an 84 Cadillac DeVille. It only has the v6 so it's a real Highway Barge!
by NobodyKnowsThatGuy March 12, 2017
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Highway

The place where you pay to go 60 mph but really you get in so much traffic that you completely stop and are late to work
Bob:Lets get on the highway
Lisa: NO WAY im not paying to drive on a highway
by Your name and my name October 15, 2017
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Highway 7 University

The greatest educational institution on the face of the Earth. Pristine residences, top of the line professors and equipment, and hands down the best meal plan of any school. Legends have foretold that one who acquires a PhD at Highway 7 University will transcend reality.
Amit Chakma: What school do you go to?
Vice Provost General Stegster: Highway 7 University!
by cutmantate March 2, 2019
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Highway Carr

One of da "four-wheeled" members of Lightning McQueen's non-human-based world; he's a talk-show host and great pal of fellow radio/TV-personalities Bob Cutlass, Darrell Cartrip, and Jay Limo.
Kidding aside, "Highway Carr" really is what I'd originally thought this radio-personality dude's "stage" name was when I first heard him on the radio, since the otherwise-clearly-speaking Howie usually pronounced his first name rather poorly. Same goes for the also-famous-in-radio (or should I say, "infamous", since he was eventually exposed as a Bernie Madeoff-type fraudster who bilked investors out of more than $24 million) Sonny Bloch, whom I'd always assumed was using the pseudonym "Sunny Block" merely to tout his financial advice, the implication being that following his investment-recommendations would "land you on a nice cheerily-bright street".
by QuacksO January 15, 2020
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highway gay

by haven21 June 30, 2020
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Highwayku

Also known as a “haiwayku”. The 3 line message on a city’s traffic sign that warns of upcoming traffic problems or encourages positive behavior to avoid a horrible traffic death, fine, lifelong imprisonment, or other socially undesirable quality such as being a disease spreader.

There is no formula to the number of syllables required like in a haiku, but a properly formed highwayku may contain a pun or other play on words leading one to believe it was written by a dad.
I saw another stupid Highwayku today while driving to Grandma’s for Christmas. It said:

Jingle Bells
Speeding smells
Slow down, wear a mask
by ColonelJoe December 25, 2020
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Highway Robbery

When you and the boys steal the entire highway for kicks.
“It’s Friday, that means it’s Highway Robbery Night”

Alright boys, take all the asphalt you can find”
by Despair waffles April 4, 2021
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