Haley Jane Syndrome 

Noun. A psychological syndrome when a person is incapable of finishing any size dish of food or drink. Generally, they will leave a small amount of food and their brain will trick them into thinking they are too full to finish.

Bert never finishes all the food on his plate so he must have Haley Jane Syndrome.

Haley Jane Syndrome by 300gas400 December 29, 2022

Haley'd 

1) to eat extremely fast, always the first one done
2) to inhale an entire plate of food at once
3) the ability to make large quantities of food disappear in the blink of an eye.

Wow! She haley'd that entire plate.

Do you need seconds? You really haley'd that first helping!

Haley'd by OneWhoKnowsHaley July 21, 2009

Haley Sucks 

She sucks at everything

Gosh, Haley sucks!

Haley Sucks by Best3000mRunner January 5, 2018

Haley Meghan Hance 

The girl whom I am in very much love with, she also posted an Urban Dictionary Definition about me, but unfortunately was declined. Publish this and let her know that she is the most important person in my life. Haley Hance, I love you so very much! You are the definition of perfection and beauty! I love you!!!!

Have you heard about the girl Haley Meghan Hance who won Miss Universe without even entering? Yeah! Isn't that James Oulch's fiance?

Haley Meghan Hance by James Oulch May 2, 2013

Haley Edgington 

A unbeleivably gorgeous girl. With a great personality and is really funny. She is undeniably pretty and beautiful.

That girl is so much like Haley Edgington

Haley Edgington by ayebuddie March 5, 2011

haley reeves 

Haley. A girl who has magic hair, funny laugh, and a big black oriental dick

Oh she is oriental, she is a Haley reeves.

haley reeves by Ahmi January 13, 2014

Haley Owens 

Usually a someone with a feisty personality, who thinks they can do something then fails but tries and tries again. Usually brown eyed with beautiful hair has a good taste in guys even though every single one is lining up for her. Knows when she has done her best. She always stands up for her friends even though they may or may not have been nice to her. She is loving and caring, and she loves Koalas, and has a big butt.

Haley Owens=Dagum!!😍

Haley Owens by he is wonderful person my bro November 6, 2016