Hobo Haircut

When you scalp a presumably homeless person.

Let's go give that bloke a hobo haircut.

by Uwupolice June 30, 2021

Devil's Haircut

Devil's Haircut, thinking about causing trouble, being mischievous , misbehaving,

Having bad thoughts of doing bad things, a troublemaker has a Devil's Haircut in his mind
is a state of mind

I wouldn't have taken her home with me but I had a Devil's Haircut that night.
When I got pulled over I was only doing a hundred, I told the cop that my Devil's Haircut made me do it.

by somesillymechanic October 12, 2022

Wearing hats with haircut

Basically if you wear a hat after you get a haircut you get 0 bitches and you fat and ugly.

Wearing hats with haircut .Smithy wor his hat that can only mean his haircut got fucked.

by Elver Gallarga June 4, 2022

midnight haircut

Midnight Haircut is a term used to describe a late night text to your hairdresser for the purpose of sexual relations. It is only applicable if they are married and there has been no past sexual tension between the two of you. It is often a last ditch effort when the well at the watering hole is worn dry.

Drunk Guy 1: “fuck I’m so horny, I think I’m gonna ‘you up’ my barber.”

Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”

Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”

by DonnyDancer47 December 9, 2021

Montana haircut

When you're getting a beej and their meth pipe bowl singes your pubic hair.

Gummy Sue was was going at it like a malfunctioning hoover when her fun furnace slipped and singed my down there hair. Worst Montana haircut I've ever gotten.

by Nosnah February 21, 2021

jaylins haircut

Great/fantastic/looks good

Jaylins haircut looks fantastic

by Cool guy 1234568 February 21, 2021

Haircut

In cod you get headshot someone is guaranteed to say they gave you a haircut.

p1:*headshot*
P2: i gAvE hIm a HAiRcuT.

by Cockhandler67 March 30, 2021