Chasing my face to the grave

After starting fillers and Botox I’ll be forever chasing my own face to the grave !

I’ll be forever chasing my own face to the grave after using fillers and Botox

I’m Chasing my face to the grave now

by Don't be plaued January 6, 2022

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grave

a grave is where someone is buried under the soil and is stuck down there but don't worry it's their fucking dead corpse that they will bury under a grave

Matt: where is Tyrone

Jack: he got shot by the police for pulling out his license card and now he is in his grave

by InsaneMan1111 June 20, 2021

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dirty shallow grave

When and unconscious or deceased person can only be partially penetrated, due to either internal blockage or build up.

I accidentally swapped my rohypnol for Imodium so I improvised. I kept feeding them to her until she passed out from constipation and gave her the Dirty Shallow Grave

by LowblowHobo September 16, 2021

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one foot stuck in the grave

when yer done with your weird ass skeleton banging and get your foot stuck somewhere in the ribs or pelvis with your bony partner

bruh, i had one foot stuck in the grave last night

by asswhup666 October 26, 2019

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You've dug your grave and thrown me in it

When you take the rap for someone else's actions, normally unwittingly and without consenting, this is a useful phrase.

Joe: Hey, what's going on Jack? Why is there a body in my room?
Jack: If anyone asks, you killed him, I tried to stop you, and there are no other witnesses. Now I must be going. Bye! *drives away too fast*
Joe: *shouting after Jack* You can't do that man! That's out of order! Don't you get it? You've dug your grave and thrown me in it! Now it's my grave! Man, you gotta come back!

by Oh my my October 14, 2015

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