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gooch meat

Like gooch its the stretch of tissue elongated between the bumhole and the boosack
FoundationFinlay : Lad what are you holding there?

SomeoneElse : Oh thats just kenny's gooch meat i harvested it recently
by glovestain December 4, 2018
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Festive Gooch

The days between Christmas Day and New Year.
A period of uncertainty
"Whats going on?"
"Nothing. Same old Festive Gooch"
by Boggins. October 12, 2010
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gooch run

when a girl or gay guy licks from the tip of your dick all the way to your asshole. thus going through the gooch
cindy gives great gooch runs
by heavymann112233 August 19, 2009
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Mountain Gooch

When the area between your ass and genitals become sweaty or moist.
This workout is giving me the worst Mountain Gooch ever
by jlee6 March 2, 2010
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Gooch piranha

When a woman is eating your ass and starts biting your taint.
Last night my girl was tossing my salad and started biting my taint like a wild fucking Gooch Piranha
by Carltrain July 13, 2018
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blue gooch

Similar to the well known term "Blue Balls" for men, but for women, wherein one partner of a relationship is at climax to engage in sexual intercourse but it never occurs. Because women do not have the same male genitalia, you substitute balls with pooch, which is the grundle area composed of genital organs for women.
"bro did hear Kayla got blue gooch again??"
"yeah I heard Kie stirred her pot then opened up a book"
"bro no way, if that was him he'd have blue balls for sure"
by GGuthrie February 5, 2018
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Quindarious Gooch

Quindarious Gooch aggressively raped bless.
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