Festive Gooch

The days between Christmas Day and New Year.
A period of uncertainty

"Whats going on?"
"Nothing. Same old Festive Gooch"

by Boggins. October 10, 2010

Gooch noogie

Just like it sounds, a noogie on your gooch. Usually performed during sexual intercourse to heighten sensation of the male orgasm.

“Bro, last night my girlfriend ran her nuckles across my gooch like an olde tyme washboard! It was the best gooch noogie I’ve ever had!”

by KyTrCh January 13, 2021

blue gooch

Similar to the well known term "Blue Balls" for men, but for women, wherein one partner of a relationship is at climax to engage in sexual intercourse but it never occurs. Because women do not have the same male genitalia, you substitute balls with pooch, which is the grundle area composed of genital organs for women.

"bro did hear Kayla got blue gooch again??"
"yeah I heard Kie stirred her pot then opened up a book"
"bro no way, if that was him he'd have blue balls for sure"

by GGuthrie February 06, 2018

Quandavious Gooch

Likes to feel on dudes. And he e-dates on zoom.

Quandavious Gooch; Likes to feel on dudes. And he e-dates on zoom

by oogaoogaoogachaka May 08, 2022

gooch rover

one who investigates the area between the anal cavity and scrotum with his/her nose.

Caitlin was a gooch rover last night when she was with Jake.

by small frieie January 12, 2008

Gooch Mist

The pungent aroma permeating from ones gooch.

The smell is caused by a sweaty or dirty gooch.

I walked into the gym today and the air was stained with a load of sweaty Gooch Mist

by Hato September 02, 2012

gooch meat

Like gooch its the stretch of tissue elongated between the bumhole and the boosack

FoundationFinlay : Lad what are you holding there?

SomeoneElse : Oh thats just kenny's gooch meat i harvested it recently

by glovestain December 04, 2018