Athlete’s Gooch

Basically, athlete’s foot running from your sphincter to your grundle. Usually has snake-like texture and the odor of a decomposing body.

Bro, did you hear Garrrry has a sever case of Athlete’s Gooch? It smells like he has the crypt keeper in a triangle hold.

by Gary Van Goochenstein June 13, 2018

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gooch rover

one who investigates the area between the anal cavity and scrotum with his/her nose.

Caitlin was a gooch rover last night when she was with Jake.

by small frieie January 16, 2008

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Wizard Gooch

The affliction whereby you have no hair on any part of your body, save of course, your gooch. It thereby forms a long, wispy, dry, itchy, gandalfian beard between your genitalia and cinnamon ring.

Adam: I bet Holly gets cold, she has no hair anywhere on her body
Josh: Nah man, shes got a wicked wizard gooch that she can wrap up to form an itchy hair thong

by Raptorcocksucker July 21, 2013

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Gooch noogie

Just like it sounds, a noogie on your gooch. Usually performed during sexual intercourse to heighten sensation of the male orgasm.

“Bro, last night my girlfriend ran her nuckles across my gooch like an olde tyme washboard! It was the best gooch noogie I’ve ever had!”

by KyTrCh January 12, 2021

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Similar to the well known term "Blue Balls" for men, but for women, wherein one partner of a relationship is at climax to engage in sexual intercourse but it never occurs. Because women do not have the same male genitalia, you substitute balls with pooch, which is the grundle area composed of genital organs for women.

"bro did hear Kayla got blue gooch again??"
"yeah I heard Kie stirred her pot then opened up a book"
"bro no way, if that was him he'd have blue balls for sure"

by GGuthrie February 5, 2018

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