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gooch meat

Like gooch its the stretch of tissue elongated between the bumhole and the boosack
FoundationFinlay : Lad what are you holding there?

SomeoneElse : Oh thats just kenny's gooch meat i harvested it recently
by glovestain December 4, 2018
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Athlete’s Gooch

Basically, athlete’s foot running from your sphincter to your grundle. Usually has snake-like texture and the odor of a decomposing body.
Bro, did you hear Garrrry has a sever case of Athlete’s Gooch? It smells like he has the crypt keeper in a triangle hold.
by Gary Van Goochenstein June 13, 2018
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Gooch piranha

When a woman is eating your ass and starts biting your taint.
Last night my girl was tossing my salad and started biting my taint like a wild fucking Gooch Piranha
by Carltrain July 13, 2018
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blue gooch

Similar to the well known term "Blue Balls" for men, but for women, wherein one partner of a relationship is at climax to engage in sexual intercourse but it never occurs. Because women do not have the same male genitalia, you substitute balls with pooch, which is the grundle area composed of genital organs for women.
"bro did hear Kayla got blue gooch again??"
"yeah I heard Kie stirred her pot then opened up a book"
"bro no way, if that was him he'd have blue balls for sure"
by GGuthrie February 5, 2018
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Gooch Mist

The pungent aroma permeating from ones gooch.

The smell is caused by a sweaty or dirty gooch.
I walked into the gym today and the air was stained with a load of sweaty Gooch Mist
by Hato September 2, 2012
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Wizard Gooch

The affliction whereby you have no hair on any part of your body, save of course, your gooch. It thereby forms a long, wispy, dry, itchy, gandalfian beard between your genitalia and cinnamon ring.
Adam: I bet Holly gets cold, she has no hair anywhere on her body
Josh: Nah man, shes got a wicked wizard gooch that she can wrap up to form an itchy hair thong
by Raptorcocksucker July 21, 2013
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skeeter gooch

An obsessive stalker with exactly all the opposite of what a person they are stalking would consider someone worth hanging out with by choice.however they do this on purpose cause they are seriously super geniuses acting those ridiculously undesirable ways that they created for one individual personally different for everyone.worst part is,you won't know what you did you can't see them and cannot shake them off any time with anything can't hurt their feelings unless they pretend you did but with something that you say that the fake emotional reaction reacted on and you can't find them to poke out an eye and they won't hesitate to remind you that you missed a spot shaving your ass crack last night..in other words the new age best friend you learn to jerk off too that's all you can do....
I DIDNT DO ANYTHING TO THAT SKEETER GOOCH!!!I SWEAR MAN!!!why do I have to deal with stage 10 clincher!!!
by NACuvSRO November 30, 2020
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