A joking term geting its name from the chocolate coverd peanuts called Goobers. This term is used in refrence to being tea-baged by a black man. ( The is joke is chocolate nuts, its a joke thats hard to miss)
by Zacalicious August 03, 2009
by timothy force June 20, 2005
Ellie May was hot and liked biscuits so I pulled out and gave her a little goober gravy to go with them.
by Jason January 01, 2004
by nathan hute June 29, 2006
ridiculous nickname given by a rambling fool when trying to force closeness and trust with someone they've slept with
by jame_the_blame December 09, 2005
A person who is about 6'-2", has a short jew-fro, pale skin, freckles, "plays" drums, exclusively listens to 90's alternative music, and usually had two middle names.
Guy 1: What's your middle name?
Guy 2: Actually, I have two middle names: Steven and Fortner.
Guy 1: Oh, so you're a goober-weasel?
Guy 2: Actually, I have two middle names: Steven and Fortner.
Guy 1: Oh, so you're a goober-weasel?
by Doucheperier February 19, 2010