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roast goals

BITCH STFU.You are not at all sexy.In fact,you're a fuckpuppet.
My idea of a perfect Monday afternoon is watching a midget ram your colon.Know why you have polio?Because you're a dickless wookie lover.Heavens to Betsy you loathsome whale fucker,why does your whole house smell like ass?
Go get fucked by a yeti.Gargle a cup of ass juice you cum sponge.
You're cool.And by cool,I mean unsightly.I hope some hobo porks you in the hole until you can't pee standing up,you spelunking anus explorer.Wow you're gorgeous.Just kidding,you're a seal clubber.Why don't you go braid your pubic hair,you dumb cum fountain.My idea of a superb Friday morning is watching a convict rape in your ear.And my two personal favorites;Drink a pint of vaginal discharge,brofessor.Holy flying fuck,you fucking queef.Go get teabagged by a gorilla in a damp alley.
by It's Harambe November 27, 2016
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Tas Goals

Tas Goals is more than goals, its amazing. It's the best thing that you can see or do.
"Hey have you seen Susan's new shoes?" "Yeah they're Tas Goals!'
by gossip girl 108 October 14, 2015
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potato goals

 potato goals is a being who superior. possibly a queen. Anyone with a ship name is automatically in "potato goals"

Ex.-'Jaron'

that not only being a potato queen makes you potato goals but being a potato captain as well
"Did you see Jaron & Mags over there? They are literally 'Potato Goals'."
by potato.goals October 15, 2015
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bun goal

The desire of wanting a bun like others
*looks on Google for hair buns* "WOAH Harry Styles is bun goals!"
by Shortygotclass October 22, 2015
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Best friend goals

Mya and jorja are best friend goals
by Menamouska November 20, 2018
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Goals

Two or a group of people who inspire other according to what they do for example an Instagram picture could be goals.
Heidi and Anisa are bestfriend goals.
by Sidechick August 28, 2017
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Scoring On The Wrong Goal

When you get so drunk you end up fucking a guy instead of a chick
Scoring On The Wrong Goal: “Did your roommate hook up with his girl last night?” “No he got too hammered and scored on the wrong goal.”
by YeetThyMeat October 26, 2018
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