Gayforward

The opposite of straightforward. Something that looks straightforward but it isn't, so prepare for some twists.

Elias: It only takes 3 simple step to create my own music account? That's so straightforward!
Mel: Not really. The music account is only a one month trial and you will have so many ads. After that, you will have to choose your premium package.
Elias: Eh, not that easy? That's so gayforward.

by silencer-is-op November 4, 2021

Gaygon

Anti-Gay Spray. (it comes in different stregth. If it is 10 times strong; it's for the full blown gay Fatherfuckers.

We need some gaygon to get rid of Lescardo.

by Ten Times Strong November 26, 2003

gaylord

A card game with the sole intention of getting drunk. The number of players required is 2 and up. People mix themselves drinks (usually vodka+juice/sprite/coca etc.) and sit in a circle around a deck of cards. Players start pulling cards in a circle till the deck runs out. Then you start all over again. Every card has a specific meaning agreed upon before starting the game.

Some common rules are:
Queen: women drink (a sip)
King: guys drink
Ace: the taker picks who drinks
2: the taker + one other drinks
3,4,5: the taker + x others drink

Other common rules include bathroom card, "I went on a holiday and with me I packed..." (the loser drinks), a card that empowers the taker to make up a new rule (the more confusing the better) etc.

Example 1.
teener 1: "Hey there's a bottle of Katjusha her, anyone up for gaylord?"
teener 2: "Yaaay!"

Example 2.
Johnny was late for work the other day due to playing gaylord till early hours.

by Milli3434 February 7, 2010

Gaylord

1-A small city in Michigan, Nickname: The Alpine Village.
2-A name. Damn, who is that crazy to name a child "Gaylord?" If i meet the dads of the child named "Gaylord" i would beat them up. C'mon, Gaylord?
3-The ultimate insult, can't be beat by another gay insult; used to make stupid people shut up.

Jeff:Drake, why don't you invite Shaw for a date? She is the most beauty girl in the college, and she likes you. If you don't like her, you are a big gaylord.
Drake: Hmm.. Um... I don't like her! She is a whore without fashion style!
Everyone: GAYLORD! DRAKE IS A GAYLORD!
Shaw: EWWW, i wanted to date a gaylord!
Drake: NO! I'M NOT A GAYLORD. FUCK YOU!

by TheUltimateUrbanCanadian June 6, 2014

Gaylord

Lord of the gays

Sir, tell this gaylord to get out my seat! *gets relocated*

by 771209 February 19, 2019

gaylor

noun; a young man who decides to have rare, sudden outbreaks of pure gaynes. These are seldom seen in person. Most of the acts occur within the gayboy's house, unable to be seen by their friends but when they are visible to said gaylor's friends, the friends have all the authority in the world to mock, imitate, or proceed to call the the faggy culprit a gaylor.

verb; gayloring or to gaylor: the act of committing gay sudden movements or motions. Some of these acts include fag-like faces, qweer head shakes, gay shrugging of the shoulders, and simply just really gay stupid noises

Sorry guys i really didnt think that you noticed my gayloring, i'll stop from now on

by footballking2727 April 7, 2011

gaygermeister

Drinking is a fact of life, and Jagermeister is but what do we do for the people who are too wimpy to try and drink it?

A Gaygermeister is a anyone who wimps/pussys out on drinking Jagermeister, Because they don't deserve to be called anything of value.

"Yo you want some Jager?"
"Jager? Hell No!"
"Ha you're such a gaygermeister"

"Nate's no Gaygermeister, he'll down a whole bottle with ya."

by MobstaFaerie September 30, 2009