garage wanker

A term created by a man named Otto.
If you have every masturbated in a garage then you're a garage wanker

#1 - Guys the other day i saw Otto
#2 - That freak? what'd he do?
#1 - I saw him rub one out in his garage.
#3 - What!? What a garage wanker.
#1 - Yeah, I don't know what's weirder. The fact that he did it with the door open or the fact that all the kindergarten kids were watching .

by #Randomdude November 19, 2017

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Garage Bandy

A negative adjective used to describe a song that sounds like it was made in Garage Band.

Person 1 "Hey, listen to this song!"
Person 2 "I like it but it sounds very Garage Bandy."

by Knutone December 4, 2017

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Toaster garage

The act of farting into a plastic bag, then opening the garage by popping it into someones face.

Aw man brandon really did disrespect his girlfriend and gave him a toaster garage

by Rundickpoopcheese June 20, 2016

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shitalk garage

A bunch of kids with cars (tent to be mostly male) from nz that know nothing about cars but... think they know what their doing, tend to blame there tools.
When they screw up!

Shitalk garage/ Shitalkgarage means: Friend said “I’ll help you fix it your car”

This is a terrible idea by the way

by Shitalkgarage January 17, 2018

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Parking garage 69

A m/m/m threesome where they lay one on top of each other while being in a 69 position and the top male fucking the middle in the ass.

Yo bro my favorite position is the parking garage 69.

by Bosschick69 December 21, 2019

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Garaging

That act of shitting out a poo into a recipients bum hole.
Passing a poo from one butt hole to another. However the poo must originate from butt hole one, space docking and passing the poo to another butt hole does not count (that's just gross)

Need to make sure I get plenty of fiber as garaging the fuck outta Ralph tonight

by Buttholealien February 17, 2020

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