A term used to describe pionel pessi who ghosts against big teams, most notably Bayern Munich. He loves pens, made up awards, the refs, and Eibar!!!
Chad: Leo Messi is such a fraud!
Timmothy: Hey don’t speak of my dad-idol like that!!
Chad: Give him pen or he’ll ghost 😡
Timmothy: B-but world cup!!!
Chad: Just admit it. He’s the ghost of eibar
Timmothy: yeah you’re right my idol is finished but I can’t get his meat out my mouth so I’ll keep defending him
Timmothy: Hey don’t speak of my dad-idol like that!!
Chad: Give him pen or he’ll ghost 😡
Timmothy: B-but world cup!!!
Chad: Just admit it. He’s the ghost of eibar
Timmothy: yeah you’re right my idol is finished but I can’t get his meat out my mouth so I’ll keep defending him
by IllegalAssBeaner April 1, 2023

by Dont let your memes be dreams November 30, 2016

Ghost Donging is the act of pulling your penis out when a picture is being taken of you in the middle of friends or family. This can occur at any time of day. The best instances take place in a bar, sporting event, or family cookout.
by GhostDonging53 December 27, 2010

by U304J20J02N3ONE0Q3U February 12, 2022

by O.G. GHOSTSLUT July 10, 2010

I think he's clean, but I keep scratching my vajayjay...I really hope it's just ghost herpes
Man, I can't stop scratching my balls! She's my wife so I'm sure it's just ghost herpes
Man, I can't stop scratching my balls! She's my wife so I'm sure it's just ghost herpes
by cdafox September 22, 2009

Walking away from a conversation at the bar as to give the implication that you’re going to the restroom, then walking straight to your car without saying even so much as a syllable to anybody that you’re leaving. Followed by not answering any calls or texts asking where you are.
Derek: What happened to Drew last night?
Dustin: I don’t know. Some Tinder chick was messaging him.
(Drew walks up.)
Dustin: Oh, there’s Ghost Malone himself.
Drew: Sorry. This chick wanted me to come bang her last night.
Dustin: I don’t know. Some Tinder chick was messaging him.
(Drew walks up.)
Dustin: Oh, there’s Ghost Malone himself.
Drew: Sorry. This chick wanted me to come bang her last night.
by droe1021 September 5, 2020
