ghost load 

When you maturbate so much, the next time you climax, no semen comes out.

"I shouldn't have fapped so much last night cuz' i blew a ghost load this morning"

ghost load by Ghost Load August 24, 2014

Ghost wipes 

The rare phenomenon that when one wipes their butt after pooping, delightfully finds that there is no trace/streak of poop on the toilet paper resulting in a care free poop session and heightened feeling of self cleanliness.

"Yo dude I gotta blast a serious dookie right now, and unless i get ghost wipes, im guna need another roll of the poopoo paper."

Ghost wipes by Soul Rebel January 21, 2009

Facebook ghost 

An acquaintance or friend from a previous phase of your life with whom you are "friends" on Facebook. Without Facebook they would have drifted entirely out of your mind-space except for very occasional "remember that guy?" reminisces. But because of Facebook, they continue leaving attenuated mental impressions on you.

This term isn't meant to include old friends who you don't see often but to whom you have a deep connection. Also, Facebook ghosts can become real friends and acquaintances again through a renewed connection or contact, often through Facebook itself.

Gavroche: Who is that guy with the crazy hair who keeps popping up on your newsfeed?

Fantine: I went to High school with that kid, but I haven't talked to him in years. He's just a Facebook ghost.

Facebook ghost by Johnny Popular November 25, 2011

Ghost Ninja 

Ghost Ninja; to randomly disappear on your friends while out and about.

Where is James? I checked everywhere, no clue. He must have hit us with the ghost ninja. Again, he was just next to me, man he is slick.

Sorry guys I had to Ghost Ninja last night I had this girl I couldn't be seen with, but couldn't pass on either.

Ghost Ninja by ArJizzld July 7, 2010

Ghost Dump 

The pleasantly surprising experience of not having to wipe after taking a dump.

"That feel when you go to wipe and are relieved in realizing it was a ghost dump, the task at hand has already been performed by an unseen and unknown force."

Ghost Dump by TedStroke June 13, 2013

Ghost Mail

That's when u go to either FB or Myspace and it shows that u have a message but u look into ur mailbox and nothing's there.

I'm tired of myspace fooling me with their ghost mail. They need to fix da damn thing fa real!

Ghost Mail by SouloCutz September 4, 2010

ghost growl 

When your stomach growls but you have no correlating sensation of gastro-intestinal activity leading you to believe it was someone else's tummy groaning.

Is that your stomach growling? I don't think so. Must be a ghost growl.

ghost growl by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011