Stud Finder

A man is fucking a women from behind with her head inches away from the wall. If you prefer she can wear a hard hat. Right as your about to cum you give'r one final hammer and push her head through the wall. Her head will either go straight through the or find the 2x4. Either way you know where to hang the picture.

When the doctor asked me how she got the concussion, I just wanted to tell him about my new Stud Finder.

by B-Rad H May 1, 2009

findz

an amazingly awesomely cool person usually someone like your best friend or someone your super tight with sometimes it's used for the way they dress though or there appeaence like the word fly

1. Your pretty findz for a nerd
2. Damn you look findz in those jeans girl

by deedeelovesyou September 9, 2006

flindas

This is what happens when you type with a shrimp.

How do you type with boxing gloves on?

by asmunky May 3, 2004

finding the remote

The process of having sexual intercourse by pushing one's penis along and through the naturally occurring rolls of fat of another person.

My 300lb girlfriend wants to stay a virgin so she will only let my get off by finding the remote.

by murd3rfun July 28, 2010

Findering

Findering: The act of using tinder using someone else's profile.

Person 1: Dude what are you doing on my phone?
Person 2 : Bro I'm findering for you.

by Red283 August 1, 2016

find my libbay

finding one's significant other, often through accidental circumstances and/or in your place of employ

Dude...why can't I just find my libbay?

by CambridgeBudday July 23, 2018

Findlefuck

To twiddle fuck through your pictures with your fingers

My dad findlefucked through his phone to show me the granite countertops.

by Amy Sherita January 11, 2019