Fighting Demons

When someone is taking a mean, avengers level threat shit, usually in a public bathroom. You know it gets real when they take their shirt off, most likely sweating to death (if youve ever been in this posistion), when it is a massive chipotle or taco bell sized shit. It's probably going to gas bomb the whole restroom and make it stink for a good 15 minutes, so you want to evacuate the premises.

Bryan: dude dont go into the bathroom, theres someone fighting demons in there.

Trey: oh damn, i told bruce to knock off the chipotle lately, im feeling hella bad for the janitor

by ZzQuixoticzZ October 04, 2021

cock fight

Two or more homosexual males (although sometimes it can involve heterosexual males: you know... the frat house type during a keg party) who engage in a duel with their errect penises.

Collin and Justin engage in a cock fight every Friday night before they hit the bars.

by cocker90210 July 01, 2011

fighting the Kraken

Incredibly loud and feverish masturbation, usually by a male.

"I don't wanna go back to my dorm room right now, my roommate's been in there for an hour and it sounds like he's fighting the Kraken."

by Ben Abbott August 22, 2006

fighting crime

1)when friends have sex, but there is no serious relationship other than friends with benefits; friends with benefits; fuck buddies; fb. Not to be confused with booty calls.
2) a sarcastic answer to stupid or obvious questions.

1)Platano Man and Kitty are always fighting crime, but Platano Man refuses to make her his fulltime sidekick.

2) Captain Obvious aka Mom: You weren't home on time!
Kitty: Really now?
Cpt. Obvious: Yeah! WHERE WERE YOU?
Kitty: I was out fighting crime!
*SLAP*

by ♠Kitty♠ February 22, 2009

spoiling for a fight

Means that one is looking for a fight, looking to cause trouble

The team members were mad; they had lost the gams and, now, they were spoiling for a fight.

by Jim February 06, 2005

Bitch fight

Same as catfight. Bitches, women, girl-fight, Sexy girls fighting: bitchathon

2 bitches have a bitch fight, girl-fight bitchathon,
ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyRvpR4XhK4

by suburbangurl84 September 11, 2012

Five for Fighting

It's hockey jargon; the most common penalty for fighting (on ice) is five minutes in the penalty box.

Domi and Alfredsson get caught by the referee cuffing each other against the boards; the ref blows his whistle and calls, "Five for fighting!"

by kerrigwen October 10, 2005