if there is grass on the field play ball

if a girl is old enough to have pubic hair (shaved or unshaved) they are old enough to have sex.

Bob: Do you think Mary is old enough to shag?
John: If there's grass on the field play ball

by Grass May 12, 2004

a level playing field

a situation in which everyone has the same chance of succeeding

If the tax systems are different in each European country, how can industries start on a level playing field?

by 123456789#*+ February 19, 2018

Whistle Up The Wheat Field

To eat pussy. Referred to in "The Sopranos" when Tony is making fun of Uncle Junior.

I don't trust that guy, he likes to whistle up the wheat field.

by jb53 February 16, 2006

out of left field

unexpectedly, suddenly and surprisingly

He just came up with it out of left field.

by The Return of Light Joker August 22, 2008

Apple Field

The field of magic that surrounds the Apple store which allows your computer-to-be-repaired to function perfectly when being shown to the Apple Employee, then refusing to do so back at home.

Dude, I went to the Apple store the other day, but the fucking apple field kept me from getting my laptop repaired!

by GrappleCare June 21, 2009

Fart Field

When someone lays a very dense and smelly fart that lingers around the farter like some sort force field. No one dares to enter it.

I couldn't go into the bedroom because my gassy brother kept farting, leaving an impenetrable fart field that lasted for hours. No more Taco Bell for him...ever.

by Dr. Claw January 25, 2010

play the field

To search for something out of a selection of alternatives

I'm going to "play the field" for a while before I choose my wife

by gas September 12, 2003