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Feather Ears

Feather ears is when feathers start coming out of ears, the feathers cause ringing and pain in the ears. If left untreated the victim will become deaf and in extreme cases die. This happens when the victim knows they are in a bad relationship but still are in the relationship, the more they listen to their partner the more feathers will come out.
Did you know? Dallas is deaf because his boyfriend was abusive.”
“He got feather ears from that.”
by BatTriekxx May 30, 2022
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Feathers

it's one of the things that most Dinosaurs love.
-Dinosaurs have feathers!

*Jurassic Park fans scream in pain*
by BOI399 April 4, 2018
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porg and feather

Also called porge and feathering this punishment is reserved for those geeks who, knowingly or not, dropped a spoiler or caused mass casualties in a community. Proper technique includes using DeadPool juice for an adhesive but raccoon sperm could also be used in a pinch. Porge feathers are extracted using only the force and a paper shredder which also helps control their population.
Yo! Did you hear theirs a porge and feathering going on outside the theater? I guess some dousche nozzel is walking around playing Last Christmas and saying something about Luke at the end of episode 8. Grab a raccoon and funnel let’s get down there!!!
I’d say we porg and feather that little bastard for replacing the Lora Croft look a likes with those fat girls trying to strip at the company picnic
by Porgthis April 21, 2018
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White Feather

Describing a launching of a projectile of any kind that was taken with extreme precision, referencing the astonishing accuracy of an american sniper in the vietnam war who wore a white feather on his helmet.
“Woah, you white feather’d that load into me babe”
Watch this, im gonna white feather this paper into the trash
by Jared1337 June 13, 2021
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Feather Your Nest

To misrepresent your living conditions in order to impress the opposite sex. The act of completely cleaning, reorganizing, and redecorating your house/apartment in preparation for a lover's first impression.
Bro, you need to feather your nest before Jessica comes over the first time. She'll dumped you if she sees this place without at least a visit from a cleaning service and new sheets and towels.
by ericgododgers September 1, 2010
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The Feather Family Fipples

A nipple on a male or female which is extremely broad and has the same circumference as a size 3 soccer ball.
Dude my girls got the feather family fipples, I touched them and it was like touching a watermelon.
by Con1ron May 7, 2018
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crushed feathers

a legal substance thats fun to play with similar to weed (open for interpertation)
"yo dude, pass me some crushed feathers"
"what who is this?"
"just pass me the shit"
by carogirl April 2, 2010
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