faux-sympathy

are a false, insincere display of emotion such as a hypocrite crying fake tears of grief

Jargon was giving faux-sympathy to a friend

by Kingender September 30, 2021

Forty faux

The age of a desperate woman, primarily, who cannot face the fact she has turned 50.

Hey, Happy Birthday! You’ve finally hit the Big 5-0?
No, still Forty Faux

by JoeWhoKnows February 21, 2018

Faux-Cuddler

A tamer version of a one-night stand. Someone who leads you on with romantic sincere sweetness but never follows through.

"Aaron cuddled with me all last night and we had very romantic moments with holding and kissing, but he never texts me or initiates anything..."

"What a douche! He is a total faux-cuddler!"

by Russell Cohen April 5, 2011

Faux-d

Noun: A large beer posing as a 40oz malt liquor.

Hey man... we cant play Edward Forty hands with these... they are FAUX-D's... 32's of Miller High life don't count!

by Brizzle sprinkles December 9, 2009

faux-pood

1. verb. to fart under embarrassing conditions.
2. verb. to release a fart that has an incredible stench. (literally a false poop.)

Jennifer, thinking she was alone in the library, loudly faux-pood.

by Scubadubadog January 13, 2008

Faux Tude

When someone attempts to display an attitude other than what they are really feeling.

Man she was really pissed but was attempting to hide it with a faux tude.

by Dan_Man12 October 11, 2008

faux nap

The act of resting typically on a couch or bed without sleeping. Usually this involves being engaged in an activity such as watching a movie or reading a book (knitting also qualifies).

Aw, I'm so tired. I think I'll faux nap and watch Braveheart.

by Noriko Firefly April 26, 2009