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Fart

An invisible piece of dust that floats out of your butt hole. (Poop pushes out fart which causes this to stink)
The butthole and the poop make this happen. (Fart)
by Claire cx March 12, 2015
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Fart

The fart is a result of compounds breaking down Poop through alchemical process into vapor, resulting in said vapor escaping the o-ring seal, of the human combustion system, resulting in olfactory retrieval of Poop
by Dante925 September 24, 2011
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Fart

A posion gas that make people say your dumd
You fart so now you are dumd.
by HI your dumd April 30, 2019
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Fart

The soft cry of the turd trapped — inside of you trying to escape. —Often leaves a smell of what u recently have eaten mixed with the smell of your trapped turd baby
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My fart smelled so bad that my sister insisted on taking me to the doctor to get checked out.
by A random, unknown person October 25, 2017
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Fart

A release of gas from the anus. A typical fart contains 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, 9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane, 4% oxygen, 1% other.
1. Your fart reeks of sulfur!
2. Methane cuddles are what I call farts. For they are warm and contain 7% methane.
by 0% SNAFFU December 11, 2017
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fartes

1- the word "Bartes" with an f instead of a b.
2- know it all with a little bitchiness on the side (best used as insult by adding to end of first name)
you- can i copy your spanish?
girl- uhm, like no?
you- *mumbles* stupid girlfartes.
by chelsea&deven April 29, 2008
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Fart

The soft cry of the turd trapped — inside of you trying to escape. —Often leaves a smell of what u recently have eaten mixed with the smell of your trapped turd baby
-
My fart smelled so bad that my sister insisted on taking me to the doctor to get checked out.
by A random, unknown person October 25, 2017
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