A.w.f.u.l.

An a.w.f.u.l. is an affluent white female urban liberal.

Ya see that salt n pepper haired bitch yelling at the I.C.E. agent? She's an a.w.f.u.l.

by noseyrosy January 18, 2026

E.M.A.O.S.T.F.U.

Eat my ass or shut the fuck up

Jehovah’s Witness: hey i just wanted to give you this flier and talk to you abou-

You: E.M.A.O.S.T.F.U.

by take me to new york November 12, 2019

i.w.y.t.f.m.u.i.c.w

I want you to f##k me until I can't walk
Can be used while texting

"Anna sent me I.W.Y.T.F.M.U.I.C.W, what does that mean man?"
"Brooo your lucky you got a freak freak"

by Dam1020 January 27, 2020

L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.

The League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness (L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.) is an organization dedicated to promoting evil.

L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. is causing chaos again.

by MikefromAZ November 22, 2010

Duff (D.U.F.F.)

abv. for Designated Ugly Fat Friend; Term men use to describe a fatter, less attractive friend, a woman brings with her to a party or social gathering to make herself look better by comparison. In some cases the more attractive woman will not "put out" for any male, unless one of his friends "takes one for the team" and "hits" the Duff.

C'mon take one for the team and hit that Duff (D.U.F.F.), I'll buy you lunch tomorrow!

by Dr. Slappy McGee III Esq. March 19, 2006

H.U.F.

When unable to remember the proceedings during which you are blacked out from drinking or drug use, This period of time is known as HUF (Hours Unaccounted For)

"fuck sake man, drank a bottle of jack and banged 3 E's, cant mind a fucking thing, at least 6 H.U.F.”

by gerald fawcett March 3, 2008

L.O.V.E. M.U.F.F.I.N.

Stands for the Leauge Of Villianous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments In Naughtiness, a terrifying organization led by Dr. Doofensmirtz in the classic show, Phineas and Ferb.

"Man, did you watch P&F last night?"
"Yeah dude, I almost pissed my pants when I saw Dr. Doof and L.O.V.E. M.U.F.F.I.N. come on"
"Totally, the Leauge Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness gets me every time"

by theresathebeast November 14, 2016