EVA Bomber

Pronounced Ay-Vuh Bomber but really should be E.V.A. Bomber, no idea who thought the name should sound like Neon Genesis. But each is to their own. One of the few proven Mini Coopers over 400whp. Owner uses the name as a pseudonym in Facebook groups. Super troll, banned from FB 60% of the time. The Eva Bomber, just like Mini Unfiltered Starbucks admins junk. It's only up and running 10% of the time. The other 90% it's in pieces. The only known predator to the EVA is 1320Mini, but 1320Mini ghosts harder than I do on my tinder dates.

Most of the EVA parts are custom made by Revolution Mini Works (RMW) along with the tuning as well.

"Did you see some one try to call out EVA Bomber on how they made 300hp on mostly bolt ons?"

"Probably not, he has another 30 day ban on Facebook for trolling some guys girlfriend."

by Thunderdick The Impaler November 13, 2018

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eva keller

She is the best person you will ever meet!!! She's got dark brown hair and CURLS FOR DAYZZZZZZ! Whenever you walk past her you will definitely want to go kiss her! She is amazing and stunning and has an amazing body! Her makeup is stunning but when she takes it off she looks the exact same because she is HOT!

Y/n: who is that over there!! She is stunning!
Y/n2: that's EVA KELLER! She's the best person ever
Y/n: oh I'm gonna go ask her out cuz she is HOT

by Hdncksbxbd April 18, 2018

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Eva SM

This eva is the sweetest girl you’ll ever meet. She will make you laugh and smile all day. A great friend, in fact, the greatest, and will always listen and care for you genuinely. She has great advice, and is practically the definition of beauty. She’s super talented and smart, gives the best compliments, and is one of my favorite people. Love your eva a ton and cherish her forever, since there’s no one else like her. Also she’s gay, but I support gay people so it’s ok.

Oh I know eva sm, she has the prettiest smile.

by anonymous July 5, 2022

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