by Mr mage May 08, 2019
If you have a friend or a boyfriend named Ethan, your in for a treat, they can sometimes be stubborn, and mean. But they will warm up to you once you get to know them, if you have a Ethan in your life, you better keep em, they have a obnoxious sense of humor, and are very sexual, but don't let that make you think differently about them. They are mostly loud and sometimes annoying, but they are a stunning human bean. They will be there when you need to talk, but arent good when it comes to advice.
Most people think he's a bad person, but they don't know the truth
They are good and loyal companions and will stand up for you if you need it.
Most people think he's a bad person, but they don't know the truth
They are good and loyal companions and will stand up for you if you need it.
by Your girlll May 01, 2019
Ethan is sexy half Spanish half English road-man, who almost died of a concussion at age 16. He is now still in a coma recovering and we all wish him the best (lowkey the worst tho). He got a juicy badonkadonk and his nickname is autistic frank.
by Harisson Benenty December 06, 2022
A total car phanatic who you can love inside and out. He takes time out of his day to make you feel special and worth something. You could be feeling like absolute sh*t but he'll brighten your day right up just by talking about a stupid 1989 dodge charger.
by definitely not lili November 30, 2019
Ethan is the type of person to have the biggest shlong. His meat penetrates very deep into dudes assholes. He also enjoys sports and being cracked at fortnite
by Big_Phat_Cock January 20, 2021
by Ethan the lonely October 14, 2019
(When dad come home from work in the evening)
“Hey what’s going on today?” Dad asked
“Oh not much, Dave has a new Ethan.” I said
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“Hey what’s going on today?” Dad asked
“Oh not much, Dave has a new Ethan.” I said
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by Rakis April 02, 2020