expertsplain

When someone who actually knows something and has verifiable expertise of a specific subject has the bad taste and audacity to challenge the uninformed, often emotional, irrational, and explicitly outspoken world view of someone who has every right to not have their cheap opinions disproved by facts and other similar trifles.

Tod is such an a**. He expertsplained to me why the Earth is most likely not shaped like a doughnut. He even used facts, logic and empirical indicators. There was even source material! Yuck...

by Sven Bockskaegg January 23, 2020

experteats

What you hafta have if you're gonna be efficient at milking a cow or goat.

Getting da tasty white fluid outta Mamma Mammal isn't quite so easy as it looks --- you gotta have a bit of experteats to do it properly.

by QuacksO April 11, 2020

expecfic

type of people that creates scenarios on their head with fictional or made up by themselves character.they also act like he or she is real.

y/n:so basically I imagined a scenario of me and draco married and have a perfect life.
friend:gurl you literally are expecfic

by leolover_xoxo December 18, 2020

Expert7

An Alpha male who is amazing and everyone should bow down to his amazingness.

Yo that Guy's a Expert7.

Nah bro thats a pedophile

by Josh is a bad name September 1, 2021

Expertcise

An exercise for professionals/experts.

Lana is so advanced, she is doing expertcises.

by WormBook99 November 25, 2021

Expert7

someone who thinks they are good at everything, but really doesn't even know how to read a book, The B-tech version of a Purpl3d

He's such an Expert7, even rats dislike him!

by Purpl3d_ January 2, 2022

expecr

to eat rubber crocs.

i expecered my crocs
expecr: to eat rubber crocs

by anonymous March 10, 2022