Emotional Colonic

Having a 20-30 minute vent session with a friend where you unload and perge all of your internal crap. You feel like a weight is lifted from you, figuratively and literally.

When you are done, you literally are lighter, more focused, and less full of emotional shit.
Lauren: Vicky, thanks so much for the emotional colonic yesterday, you're a great friend.

Victoria: No problem, life clogs us all up at some point.

Lauren: Ya, I just hadn't talked about hooking up with the guys from B2K and I just HAD to tell someone.
by Mike109999 August 29, 2018
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Emotional Ninja

A person who hides their true feelings and expectations about a romantic relationship in order to get closer to their chosen partner in hopes of coaxing them into a monogamous long term relationship. This behavior typically results in a surprise emotional outburst, catching one of the partners completely off guard.
I thought we had agreed that seeing one another wouldn't turn into anything serious, but he turned out to be an emotional ninja.
by PraxisMortem December 14, 2016
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emotional tornado

When a girl talks herself in circles and her emotions for a guy she's in love with spin around and around and around and get completely out of control.
Damn.... Courtney was such an emotional tornado today.
by Cjs07r June 16, 2016
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emotional hook

A hookup that actually has real emotion behind it. Not a drunk hookup or a random hookup with someone you've gone on a few dates with that you feel lukewarm about. A hookup with someone you really like. You can usually tell if it's an emotional hook if you don't want them to leave after hooking up.
Ryan: "So, how was it last night?"
Cal: "Dude it was actually great. The hook is so much better when you actually like them."
Ryan: "The fabled emotional hook?"
Cal: "Truly. Didn't want to them leave right after"
by BrysonStrong August 3, 2023
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Emotional Diabetes

Have you ever had a person send you sweet sweet words that made your heart beat fast and the blood rush to your cheeks? Well here is what will happen if you get too much of that good stuff.

Emotional diabetes. This disease flows through the sweet aromatic words of another person or loved one. It stimulates the giggle glands and the shy nature of even the most brute like women and men.

Some other symptoms include but are not exclusive to; tears of happiness, stargazing with no stars, seeing the world through shades of pink and drawing hearts around every picture of them.

This is a very common but sometimes deadly disease if it gets to later stages codenamed adoration and love.
Gaby: "Awwwwwwwww!"
Toby: "What the fluff are you 'Awww'-ing about?"
Gaby: ".....nothing.. Just Nick..
Toby: *sighs* "What'd he say this time?"
Gaby: "Nothin' special.. Just that he loves me and will never let anyone else have me...."
Toby: "Okay"*feels Gaby's forehead* "Yep. You have it. No doubt."
Gaby: "I have what?..."
Toby: "Emotional diabetes."
by The-Purple-Kitten-Master August 18, 2016
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emotional limbo

When you don’t know what emotions you are feeling
Sorry I am just in emotional limbo right now
by Capsquirrel December 18, 2022
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Wall emotions

Emotions that you or somebody else has, but you can't see/feel them because they are surrounded by a red brick wall with real bad graffiti on.
You obviously have a lot of wall emotions
by Satan's babysitter January 30, 2018
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