Douchebaggy

When one is purposefully being a complete asshole but is usually not like that.

Mike: Hehe your wearing purple are you gay?
John: Why are you so douchebaggy right now? You're never like this?

by psudeoe August 4, 2012

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douchbagery

Actions taken that hurt or harm others while enriching oneself.

More douchbagery from a sociopath corperation. Some McDonald's locations around the country are experimenting with paying employees using preloaded Visa debit cards. Now instead of getting a paycheck employees are charged by Visa each time they access their money. Bet they have are getting some kind of kickback from Visa.

by Zuluspice September 7, 2013

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Douchebaggin' wagon

Any vehicle that contains douchebags (assholes, bitches, or rude ass people).

There's the douchebaggin' wagon.

That douchebaggin' wagon is full of douchebags!

by Meeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh August 21, 2013

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douchebaggage

An excessive load that a person or web forum must carry when surrounded and/or overly populated by douchebags.

Man, that site has a lot of douchebaggage.

by BrunoB May 13, 2014

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Douchebagette

Some nosy girl who always thinks you're trying to impress someone while wearing something nice.

The reason why I have this weird pattern of dressing up one day and dressing like a trash can the next to prove that I'm not trying to impress anyone.

Emily: "Sir, why are you wearing a tie???"
Mr. Meister: "For parent teacher interviews."
Emily: "Who are you trying to impress????"
Mr. Meister: "Definatley not your mother. In fact, I think I'm gonna tell her about how you can't stop being a Douchebagette to your peers and even your own teacher."

by Your huge ass mother April 24, 2015

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