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haven Doritos

|hay-vin door-eat-toes|

Cooler Ranch Doritos which have an excessive amount of seasoning and flavouring to them.

There are usually a few chips in each bag at which are excessively covered in seasoning.

To most people these are the best because of their strong flavour and good taste.

These usually lead to benny havens.
Oh sick! I got another haven Dorito! These are so good! There's so much flavour to them and this bag has so many haven Doritos!
by MrJARichard March 12, 2010
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Doriţi o muie?

Want a blowjob? In Romanian. Used mostly to scare new kids at school.
Me: Doriţi o muie?
Small Romanian Child: Da! Da!
by OkayThanksBye January 27, 2011
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Doritos 3D

A triangular chip produced by Duritos for a limited time. The chip had pocket of air in the center and a trademark smell. This smell overcomes you when the bag is opened, it can only be described as smelling like vomit and wet dog. Contrary to the smell, the chips actually tasted quite good.
"Damn nigga, who threw up? It smells like someone ate a bag of cat shit"

"Just the Doritos 3D's"
by fudgejammer August 23, 2011
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Doritos

A family of people who have really skinny triangle heads
You are such doritos are you going to be the new flavor coming out in the next superbowl commercials
by THEFATHEROFYOU April 13, 2017
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eating someone's doritos

To eat someone's Doritos is to make out with them, preferably directly after they have eaten Doritos. This includes the stinky Dorito breath and orange teeth. It is the equivalent of backwash, but with cheddar cheese tortilla chips. Eating ass may be more tolerable.
Girl 1: Ohmigod there's that guy you think is so hot.
Girl 2: Hnnnng, I'd love to eat his Doritos.
Girl 1: Ew, what does that mean?
Girl 2: Eating someone's Doritos means to make out with them even with their stinky Dorito breath and nasty teeth. I'd make out with him whenever and wherever, even if he had just eaten an entire party size bag of Doritos.
by kiraskywalker July 8, 2016
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DiRito

"yo, that pimp is so DiRito!"
by E. DiRito May 29, 2003
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doritos

The code name for marijuana if talked about on the phone or around other people.
Hey, let's get a big bag of doritos!

I just spent $80 on doritos.
by CaptSpaulding April 9, 2006
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