by nessie-bitch November 20, 2020
Get the plastic dinosaurmug. by funking re-re April 2, 2016
Get the Scale of Dinosaursmug. DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
Once upon a time there was a mom 🤱
Her name was Mrs. Pterandon 🤩
Sitting on a nest she heard a scratching 🙉
OH BOY MY EGGS ARE HATCHING 😻😻🤩🤩
One by one her kids popped free 👶
Baby pteranodons, 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ 🤩
ILL NAME YOU TINY 🤏 SHINY 💎 AND DON 🙄
But tiny said WAIT ✋ THERES ONE MORE MOM 😱
The last little baby was a different size 🥴
With teeth 🦷 a tail 🐈 and big green eyes 👁
He didnt look anything like the rest 😭
WHAT AM I DOING IN A PTERANDON NEST 😱😱😳😳🤔🤔
But dear old 🧓 mrs. pterandon said 🗣
This is your family 👪 and im your mom 🤰 we may be different 😔 but we're all creatures 🦖 all dinosaurs have different features 🤩
COME ON BUDDY WE'LL TAKE A VACATION 😼
ILL GET US A TICKET 🎟 AT PTERANDON STATION 🚉
WE'LL TRAVEL THE WORLD 🌎 IN SUNSHINE ☀ AND RAIN 🌧
AND MEET ALL THE SPECIES ON THE 🤩
DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
WE'RE GONNA RIDE 😏 (ride 😏 ride 😏 ride 😏 ride 😏)
THE DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
Once upon a time there was a mom 🤱
Her name was Mrs. Pterandon 🤩
Sitting on a nest she heard a scratching 🙉
OH BOY MY EGGS ARE HATCHING 😻😻🤩🤩
One by one her kids popped free 👶
Baby pteranodons, 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ 🤩
ILL NAME YOU TINY 🤏 SHINY 💎 AND DON 🙄
But tiny said WAIT ✋ THERES ONE MORE MOM 😱
The last little baby was a different size 🥴
With teeth 🦷 a tail 🐈 and big green eyes 👁
He didnt look anything like the rest 😭
WHAT AM I DOING IN A PTERANDON NEST 😱😱😳😳🤔🤔
But dear old 🧓 mrs. pterandon said 🗣
This is your family 👪 and im your mom 🤰 we may be different 😔 but we're all creatures 🦖 all dinosaurs have different features 🤩
COME ON BUDDY WE'LL TAKE A VACATION 😼
ILL GET US A TICKET 🎟 AT PTERANDON STATION 🚉
WE'LL TRAVEL THE WORLD 🌎 IN SUNSHINE ☀ AND RAIN 🌧
AND MEET ALL THE SPECIES ON THE 🤩
DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
WE'RE GONNA RIDE 😏 (ride 😏 ride 😏 ride 😏 ride 😏)
THE DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
by aarghh c coom arghh August 8, 2020
Get the dinosaur trainmug. a hilarious sexual mood after when a person gets raged over a situation that he/ or she can't handle, so a noise of multiple dinosaurs are made.
by TJMJFJ22 June 12, 2011
Get the Dinosaur Attitudemug. When a man and a women cuddle, so that it's like hugging while laying down.
The man:
1.) Lays down with his stomach facing up.
2.) Wraps both arms around the woman's waist.
3.) One arm is positioned so that it goes around the woman's back, and she can lay in it.
The woman:
1.) Lays on her side next to the man, so that she's almost turned over on her stomach.
2.) Her head rests on the man's chest.
3.) Her back rests in the man's arm that goes around her back.
The man:
1.) Lays down with his stomach facing up.
2.) Wraps both arms around the woman's waist.
3.) One arm is positioned so that it goes around the woman's back, and she can lay in it.
The woman:
1.) Lays on her side next to the man, so that she's almost turned over on her stomach.
2.) Her head rests on the man's chest.
3.) Her back rests in the man's arm that goes around her back.
Man: "Hey baby, wanna dinosaur cuddle?"
Woman: "Okay."
Man: *lays down on a bed*
Woman: *woman lays next to him, they begin dinosaur cuddling*
*they both fall asleep while watching a movie*
Woman: "Okay."
Man: *lays down on a bed*
Woman: *woman lays next to him, they begin dinosaur cuddling*
*they both fall asleep while watching a movie*
by amerninja13 August 12, 2011
Get the Dinosaur cuddlemug. "Yo, did you hear that chick down the street that gives purple dinosaurs for free?"
"What's a purple dinosaur?"
"Do You know what hickies are?"
"Yeah."
"It's basically a DICKIE."
"What's a purple dinosaur?"
"Do You know what hickies are?"
"Yeah."
"It's basically a DICKIE."
by K-Dawgg June 17, 2014
Get the Purple Dinosaurmug. An obnoxious form of music that consists exclusively of someone roaring/screaming into the microphone producing a sound not unlike that of a T-Rex that had its foot cut off.
by redeyeball May 3, 2005
Get the dinosaur rockmug.