TP Dingleberry

T = Toilet
P = Paper
Dingleberry... See Dingleberry

Erick: How'd it all come out?
Betty: It was exquisite except I think I might have a TP Dingleberry.

by Darlalalala March 5, 2011

dingleberry

1. A miniature, barnacle-like extension of pubic hair surrounding, and appearing to 'bloom' from, the anal region. These unwanted 'berries' are formed by bits of excrement and/or useless toilet paper, creating non-acute yet constant discomfort.

2. An irritating, attention-craving person with a low EQ who thinks s/he is cool. Predictable and unimpressive yet pompous expressions characterize this lame douche bag.

I switch the channel as soon as that dingleberry Rand Paul comes on because I know anything he says or does will be totally annoying.

by User of Urban Dictionary March 28, 2011

DingleBerry Vine

When you don't wipe after taking a shit for a whole month, and then after anal with your partner, you take the chunks of poo left in your ass hair and feed it to him or her.

Dude #1: I heard Ronny gave his mom a DingleBerry Vine!
Dude #2: That is fucking nasty!

by MyPenIsHugeAndHard December 1, 2011

Dingleberry

A Parasitic Piece of Shit;Turd That Clings to Your ass hair.

That Dingleberry In My Underpants Was Cleaned Up By My Servant.

by iluvbieber143 November 12, 2011

Dingleberry Boy

Leo Rahman

You don't shave your asshole, Dingleberry Boy?

by MantisTobaggan October 11, 2023

Dingleberry

A dingleberry is a cute name for a golden retriever puppy which means dumb and adorable

That dingleberry is so fluffy!

by Jenny R. Lee December 5, 2023

Dingleberry

Someone told me this was real

Hey Tim you want a dingleberry

What the fuck are you talking about did you get into my edibles again

by Rotten_Cum July 3, 2023