dingleberry

Dingleberry in Australian locality, refers to a national wholesale open-access data network project with both wired, and radio communication components rolled out and operated by NBN Co Limited. As the largest infrastructure project in Australia's history, it has been the subject of significant political contention, technological musical chairs and extensive delay deployment of the originally intended goal (to provide working and usable internet) for many years to come. This has resulted in the metaphorically definition of NBN as a small lump of poop, that's hangs with no sight of its intended destination.

Internet access has been disconnected all together after an ultimatum was sent via a postal letter from a company called NBN that states I must connect to it immediately. Despite hesitation, I agreed to connect to the new network lines but was then told I was not able to do so as work had not even commenced. Then I was told the old access couldn't be reconnected due to poorly explained bureaucratic reasons and I was left for months with no re-connection date. After some more months passed, you finally connected me to your new upgraded line although I have noticed that I am now being charged for speed based data that isn't capable of doing even half of the speeds claimed and is actually worse and less consistent the previous line that worked fine. ISP's have changed their Australian product range to offer consumers a dingleberry.

by i0iii0i0 November 28, 2017

DingleBerries

another way of saying testicles in a family friendly way

Person one : Bro my DingleBerries Hurt so much
Person Two: What does that even mean dawg

My DingleBerries Are So Itchy i need to goon

by NuclearWarhead August 13, 2024

Dingleberry joe

A person of great significance but who's sort of odd.

"Like oh my holy flipping dingleberry joe that due fr fr is shure is a dingleberry joe"
- "fr fr dude, so true"

by Kui Xang March 20, 2023

Dingleberry

When you shit, but you don't wipe good enough (nasty hoe). So the shit gets all tangled up with your pubes. After it dries, it becomes this matted massof pubes and shit on your ass, known as a dingleberry.

Steve spent 20 minutes trying to get rid of that dingleberry hanging from his left asscheek. He should've wiped his ass properly.

by The mushroom with chlamydia March 18, 2024

Dingleberry

JT a creature that really sums up the definition of a dingleberry.

The JT Dingleberry Sat Brewing ready for a major meltdown.

by Catinthehatatetherabbit August 13, 2025

traveling dingleberry

a turd in you're underpants you can not shrug off. wherefore it follows around with you.

I took a huge dump and now unfourtanimately I am stuck onto a traveling dingleberry.

by billblink June 2, 2017

Dingleberry Brain

A person with an empty skull who is full of shit and stupid like a rock.

Bob is a real dingleberry brain. I told him to be ready by ten o’clock PM! He’s been waiting outside since ten this morning.

by Chiphed2 July 4, 2022