mutually assured destruction

Basically a Mexican standoff between prominent countries that possess nuclear weapons and have different polictical agendas. Causes the entire world to be gripped in a sort of doomsday fatalism. Also results in peace talks to boil down to a pissing match in which each side takes a "I'll-throw-down-my-gun-if-you-throw-down-your-gun-first" attitude.

In "Beneath the Planet of the Apes" the apes may have survived if they had thier own nukes. The mutant humans wouldn't have used thier nuke because of fear of mutually assured destruction. Which didn't matter anyway, because they all ended up dead, like a bunch of pork rinds.

by Pigeon McNugget October 8, 2003

shelf destruct

Verb: to decay to a slimy and/or mouldy mess while in storage (on the shelf)

"I don't know why I buy fresh vegetables, they always shelf destruct and then not only can't I eat them, I have to clean up the slimy mess"

The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.

by tsamu July 31, 2010

Gem of Destruction

The Gem of Destruction is used to destroy anything with ultimate power.

The Gem of Destruction is God's Wrath in the physical form.

by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021

pubical destruction

Utter and total destruction of the pubice..

Gave that the girl the pubical destruction! She couldn’t walk right the next day..

by Ballz McSak March 4, 2022

Destruction

Destruction = Ash /Asher /Ass /River /little pickle / Smash. If you know anyone or you have any of these names / nicknames, you're obliged to describe yourself of destruction

"Hey, *any of thoses names*, hru."

"oh jeez man, I just cut off my ear"

"WHAT"

"I was trying to pierce it but i fucked up, I am fucking destruction."
and also

"Hey, hows it going."

"I have a bald spot."

"Bro, what."

"I made a fuckie wuckie, destruction is my middle name"

by smashlovesscream January 22, 2024

Thermonuclear Destruction

What happens when you kick a man in the balls right before he nuts on his computer.

Bruh did you hear that Lucas's mum caught him in 4K and made him Thermonuclear Destruction?

by WinstonIsDead December 5, 2021

creato-destructive

Creation through destruction.

Wow the Big Bang was creato-destructive? Far out.

by Mich T. February 17, 2025