operation distraction

Operation Distraction: The act of harmless promiscuous plays created by & played by the sexy lady team members of a coed sport.

Team TLD was ready to score big so they kicked operation distraction into high gear. The sexy TLD ladies in the field showed off ultra high kicks and super sexy bend over and touch your toes stretches while the others whispered sweet nothings to the rival team members.

operation distraction by True Life Detroit October 8, 2010

Improbable Destructor 

The act of having sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend, not before playing the track "Calliope" by Cheshyre, seen in the madness combat series' third episode. You must yell "THE CLOWN HAS BEEN ENGAGED", then wrap an arm around your partner's neck and another around their eyes, before going down on them, HARD

person 1: "hey man, you were gone for a while yesterday, what happened?"

person 2: "don't worry, i just pulled an improbable destructor"

person 1: "that is BOSS, dude"

Improbable Destructor by lukaa June 25, 2021

beautiful distraction 

When one is beautifully distracted by someone is such a way that everything else in the world seems to disappear. All their attention and focus is consumed by the beautiful distraction often leaving that person captivated and mesmerized. In rare and precious instances, this encounter turns into something so much more meaningful than a “distraction” and the purest form of true love evolves.

My Beautiful Distraction, you are my life and now we are eternal in another way. Our love is never ending … I love you❤️

beautiful distraction by BossHog00721 July 7, 2022

Social Media Distraction/Dysmorphic Disorder 

A disorder based on an individual's obsession with social media including (but not limited to), compulsive reviewing of apps, "cyberstalking," comparing, fantasizing, and its effect on one's mood.

He has OCD and Social Media Distraction/Dysmorphic Disorder, and he needs help.

Social Media Distraction/Dysmorphic Disorder by Bhen1 July 5, 2016

weapon of mass distraction

Seriously large breasts

Tit

weapon of mass distraction by Poon Tang September 26, 2003

Self-destructing uterus 

Synonym for a woman's monthly cycle wherein the lining of the uterine wall detaches itself resulting in a period.

Is a polite and non-gross euphemism for period.

"Jeez, someone's crabby."

"Well, I've got a self-destructing uterus, what do you expect?"

Self-destructing uterus by ChristenMarie January 31, 2009

distraction

A woman that is extremely beautiful that she takes your concentration off eveything around you. A woman that causes you to watch her, and her only. A woman that when she walks by you stop talking and just watch her and stare.

I was in chemistry class and I stopped taking notes due to the distractions.

distraction by Klips January 10, 2006