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Destroyota

1. A death machine made by Toyota

2. Specifically a Toyota who's acceleration and deceleration methods are faulty.

3. Any car that appears to be out of control.

4. Pinto of the 21st century.

5. Synonymous with Toyota: A car that never stops, even when you press hard on the brakes.
WTF, your car is acting weird...? Hell, at least it's not one of those destroyota death machines!

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Did you see that destroyota prius behind us?! F* that! I'm taking THIS exit now!!

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(Driver) WHAT THE F* WAS THAT?!

(Pass.) Dude, it must have been a destroyota that almost killed us!

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Did you hear that Steve Wozniak told a conference his 2010 Prius "goes wild" under some conditions...? That's what people get for buying a Destroyota!
by InsanitySektor February 6, 2010
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anus destroyer

It is when one destroys his partners anus by hot glueing razor blades to his dick
My anus was ripped apart cause of that anus destroyer
by HaileyATM March 24, 2017
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ass destroyer

An omniscient Being in the Form of an Izuchucku Emeka Sent From High Hell to Destroy the Little Holes Of Young Boys
Run! Run I tell you...the Ass Destroyer Got me and he'll Get you Too!!!!!!!!
by The Great Release May 14, 2020
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Destoyer

A person who invades someone's house secretly, then steals their cum while sleeping. This must be done in a rape type manner.
That girl is a destoyer, she may go to jail for 10 years
by D.Wingate June 13, 2010
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Destroyer

Often a less attractive friend who remains close in social situations, ready to break up an encounter between her girlfriend and a potential gentleman caller. Most often the Destroyer will barge in if her girlfriend is engaging in conversation with a man, and insist that they need to leave the party/bar.

Like the military definition of the Destroyer, the social scene Destroyer is a smaller, less significant ship that circles the larger boats of the fleet, to protect against air attacks or submarines.

Unlike the wing man, the Destoryer's male counterpart, the Destoryer's main function is not to aid the female necessarily, rather to thwart the male and concurrently assure that she won't be left to her lonesome. Thus while the wing man is selfless, the Destroyer is self serving.

With proper planning, a man can use his wing man to intercept the Destroyer, increasing the likelihood of uninterrupted conversation with the target.
Male 1: Hey, how did things go on Friday? I saw you hitting it off with Karen.

Male 2: Yeah, things were going well, and I think she was into me, but then the Destroyer came and insisted that the both of them had to leave. Wish you could have been there to intercept.
by Jed Cooper March 23, 2008
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hooded destroyer

There has been legends about the Hooded Destroyer, but one thing is for sure; it is an uncircumcised penis that has destroyed the inocence of many.
1. "I destroyed her pink pussy lips with my massive Hooded Destroyer..."
2. The Hooded Destroyer does not believe in foreplay... EVER!
3. The Hooded Destroyer will kill your family...
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Zelnar Destroyer of Dreams

Zelnar destroyer of dreams--the name of a penis currently residing in Arizona, and destroyer of most dreams.
No, I am sorry you may not look at Zelnar Destroyer of Dreams.
by Michael February 13, 2005
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