Dale is the biggest flog you will ever meet. He is the most self serving self absorbed person you will ever come into contact with. He would shit on his on mother to save his own ass. If you ever come into contact with a Dale run!
“There’s someone looking through my window... must be Dale!”
by Old Mate 666 April 2, 2021
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Dale is a short boy, with a small penis. He is typically a simp and doesn’t hit puberty till halfway through collage. However dale is the nicest kid you can meet and will do whatever he could to help his friend.
“Look dale is simping for Veronica
“I swear he does this everyday”
by Wavesarered June 6, 2020
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Dale
Spanglish; noun,-Scots born U.S. Army veteran 12B well known for his ability to dance; and acquire or procure hard to find items especially on deployment (Bosnia 96), best known in popular culture for being Miami born rapper Pitbull’s go to homie when he wants to get the party started. A chance meeting in the late 90’s resulted in Pitbull becoming Dale’s “plug”……….into everything Miama! Now that he mad famous and Dale blowin up like C-4 breachin doors, gimme da loot, and ya whores! The torch has passed and this how we gone do it Dale! Student become teacher and Dale plug in pitbull, though he still got nuff juice that Dale will drop everything when he calls.

Dale
Spanglish; verb,-when she on the jock
N. Pitbull picks up phone long press 9 cause he want the whole thing, “Tonight’s the night! And this how we gone do it, Dale!” Dale, picks up phone. “Aight, toma! Vamo!”

V. Dame la verga, dale!
by Clap-a-Fanny May 4, 2023
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the worst bio teacher you’ll ever have (the dc credit isn’t worth it)
going to dales class! kms🤠🤠
by okwellfuqthenlol March 8, 2019
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Some guy who wants to love someone, a simp per se. This guy has anger issues and great mood swings, you can see them fat and skinny, mostly burly and sexy, I guess. I bet this guy plays a card game. He hopes to be in love so ladies, please be nice to him. he seems to be grumpy sometimes
P1: "I have a feeling that guy simps for you"
P2: "Oh, it's just Dale"
by MercadesMan May 4, 2022
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Dale is the biggest fucking simp on the planet. He likes dick and ass, he wants all the girls in the world. FUCK YOU DALE
by Jack meawf October 26, 2020
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