Daaamaaad

When you invite a kid to your team but keep it a secret from everyone else.

This guy keeps doing a Daaamaaad.

by Roffehater67 October 21, 2025

Impatient Daan

Someone who doesn’t want to listen and wants to skip to the point. Typically a Dutch man who has little tolerance for people who do things or speak in a slower and focused manner.

Person 1:
‘Which way do you drive to Anouk’s?’

Person 2

‘Well, there are three different routes depending on what day of the week or time, due to traffic, but the easiest route at the moment is to take the road via Rick’s....

Person 2 Interrupted by Person 1

Person 1

‘No, no, no, no, no, surely not, Rick lives the opposite direction from Anouk's. You should drive via Fleur's place, that’s the best route.

Person 2

‘Can’t you just a listen to me? I’m trying to explain the reason why I drive via Rick’s. Stop being an ‘Impatient Daan’.

Person 1

Let me finish! Please stop being an Impatient Daan.

by Toffee&Pecan January 1, 2019

Dirty Daina

The act of bleaching your own anus and whilst it’s still wet, the man pulls back his foreskin, inserts his penis and cry’s out in both pain from the bleach and pleasure from the tight asshole.

Hey man, the missus was bleaching her asshole so I decided to give her the dirty Daina.

by DavidlikesthedirtyDaina November 23, 2021

Ooooooooo daannngggg

An expression used for anything you want to use it for, in any type of situation and/or for any reason you could think of.

Clara: He's fine.
Tracy: Ooooooooo daannngggg

Brandon: Here's the dildo I was talking about.
Alicia: Ooooooooo daannngggg.

by Trixxier Crisp February 8, 2024