Pissing distance.

When an event of some sort is right around the corner or really close to happening.

Tyler's birthday is in pissing distance.

by FollowMeOnTwitter@Nextarity March 24, 2022

Virtual Social Distancing

The only way to avoid a virtual hangout during quarantine.

Someone you rarely hang out with: "Hey, want to have a zoom call tonight?"
You: "Sorry! I can't."
Someone you rarely hang out with: "Why not? It's not like you can go out."
You: "I know, but I'm practicing virtual social distancing."

by Little Walnut March 31, 2020

Long Distance Boyfriend Tax

doing things like sending cute pictures when you wear new outfits or swimsuits etc when you can’t show them in person.

Girl: Hey i got this new outfit im going to wear out youd love it.
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!

by stern633 July 9, 2025

Social Distancing

Interacting with other people from a long distance (e.g. : Your home)

Example : Video calling, Messaging.

Often mixed up with Physical Distancing.

Billy : Hey dude let's hang out at the usual place.

Jake : Nah dude, social distancing.

by coloradoisweed October 27, 2020

Long distance Partner

Asshole who won't teleport to you.

You know who you are.

"My long distance partner keeps telling me to buy a apple teleporter." (You should.)

by Holy hell pick a name already May 24, 2024

distance docking

When you’re having a threesome with a girl and your boy, you take the back end and your boy takes the front end. You are both distance docking. Park that boat.

Dude, are we distance docking tonight or what?

by SL1NK June 29, 2024

Distance looks

-when someone is looking good from a distance.

-dude, that girl totally had the distance looks, but was ugly close up.

by bridal guru September 20, 2016