Cotton pussy

When you partake in smoking substances that make your pussy inevitably too dry to penetrate.

I was so stoned he couldn't get it in because I had cotton pussy.

by Branya April 22, 2018

cotton burn

The feeling of road rash on your penis after beating off in a sock all day.

My girl was out of town all weekend and all this porn has left me with a mean case of cotton burn.

by Mislbays June 2, 2016

Cotton tips

Cotton tips are for cleaning your ears right? cause that's the only way I've been using them. just picking the gunk out of your ears, so satisfying. I once ate a cotton tip and they taste pretty 'not bad' but then kinda disgusted me knowing I put them in my ear.

Kid: Hey dad?
Dad: yeah?
Kid: We've run out of Cotton tips, my ears feel g u n k y
Dad: oh really? Well just use a tissue or something
kid: Oh, ok

by jesusunderthesun March 29, 2021

Cotton Dick

When it's humid outside and yo dick and balls start stickin to everything

"man its fuckin hot i got cotton dick"

by Eatdatgudpussy445 June 24, 2019

blue cotton

White Trash
Bogan
Redneck

"Mate, you hear about Billy?"
"Fuck yeah I did"
"He's such fuckin' blue cotton"
"Oath"

by don'tyouhavehomeworkorsomethin February 9, 2019

Cotton Mouth

The Slang Meaning A Dry Mouth From Vaping Or Smoking

I got cotton mouth from getting high last night

by KyCorso April 24, 2023

Cotton Cock

A tampon

I need to get a cotton cock. My period just started.

by shelberbelber June 2, 2011