Pokin' cotton

When you have take a crap so bad it starts commin' out before you make it to the toilet/water closet and you can feel the turd pushin' against your underwear.

Man I gotta shit so bad I'm already pokin' cotton.

by T. Erdelyi June 18, 2007

cotton burn

The feeling of road rash on your penis after beating off in a sock all day.

My girl was out of town all weekend and all this porn has left me with a mean case of cotton burn.

by Mislbays June 2, 2016

sam cotton

A really smart sporty/ fit guy who is really good at music especially the drums. He will steal your heart instantly and I love him so much and have since year 7. He is really good looking and all the girls like him he doesn’t even know I like him but he’s still really nice.

I wish my boyfriend was ( sam Cotton )

by A a girl who like s December 18, 2017

Cotton Dick

When it's humid outside and yo dick and balls start stickin to everything

"man its fuckin hot i got cotton dick"

by Eatdatgudpussy445 June 24, 2019

Cotton tips

Cotton tips are for cleaning your ears right? cause that's the only way I've been using them. just picking the gunk out of your ears, so satisfying. I once ate a cotton tip and they taste pretty 'not bad' but then kinda disgusted me knowing I put them in my ear.

Kid: Hey dad?
Dad: yeah?
Kid: We've run out of Cotton tips, my ears feel g u n k y
Dad: oh really? Well just use a tissue or something
kid: Oh, ok

by jesusunderthesun March 29, 2021

blue cotton

White Trash
Bogan
Redneck

"Mate, you hear about Billy?"
"Fuck yeah I did"
"He's such fuckin' blue cotton"
"Oath"

by don'tyouhavehomeworkorsomethin February 9, 2019

Cotton Pussy

When you experience the overwhelming, embarrassing, painful dryness within your vaginal canal. Whether it be lack of intetest or a symptom from smoking ganja- lubrication is mandatory

Babe, I'm so sorry to tell you but you're suffering from cotton pussy right now can we use a little Lube.

by Julianne1992! April 27, 2019