Cotton Cock

A tampon

I need to get a cotton cock. My period just started.

by shelberbelber June 2, 2011

Cotton pussy

When you partake in smoking substances that make your pussy inevitably too dry to penetrate.

I was so stoned he couldn't get it in because I had cotton pussy.

by Branya April 22, 2018

Cotton monster

when your covered in so much cum you become all white....And become...........A cotton monster

Damn babe i made you into a cotton monster

by Jas M. December 17, 2017

Cotton Chewer

Someone who chews on their shirt profusely.

Dang that kid was a total cotton chewer they’re really weird.

by Pocketfullofpresty March 20, 2023

Cotton tips

Cotton tips are for cleaning your ears right? cause that's the only way I've been using them. just picking the gunk out of your ears, so satisfying. I once ate a cotton tip and they taste pretty 'not bad' but then kinda disgusted me knowing I put them in my ear.

Kid: Hey dad?
Dad: yeah?
Kid: We've run out of Cotton tips, my ears feel g u n k y
Dad: oh really? Well just use a tissue or something
kid: Oh, ok

by jesusunderthesun March 29, 2021

Cotton Dick

When it's humid outside and yo dick and balls start stickin to everything

"man its fuckin hot i got cotton dick"

by Eatdatgudpussy445 June 24, 2019

deep cotton

Equivalent to deep shit. Deep doo-doo. You get the gist of it.

If you keep shooting your mouth off to the cops, you're gonna be in deep cotton.

by Bagboy's Papa November 3, 2013