comcastian

Wilfully designed to be terrible, with an implication of an almost schadenfreudian delight in the suffering it brings upon the customer.

Did you see that Dr. that was beaten and dragged off the United Airlines flight? That's some comcastian customer service right there!

by KarmaPolice1986 April 18, 2017

Cosmapology

"The act of apologizing for a poor fashion decision"

"The hipster wearing a fedora, handlebar mustache, and pink male romper owes the world a cosmapology"

by Zucarelli August 1, 2017

cosco baby

Something you say cause you're an idiot and want to confuse your friends and make them try to figure out what it means when it really means NOTHING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

🤙🏼cosco baby

by Oldman45 August 10, 2017

cosmiccherrie

A bad ass person, who doesn't give 2 shits.

CosmicCherrie, is a fucking badass!

by yalnyx August 11, 2017

Comcast

Company
Only
makes
crappy
ass
shi
t

Friend: Yo you watch that new vid?
Me: No I have COMCAST
Friend: O fuck i feel you man

by Shigalig February 1, 2018

Cosmic Rainbow

The resulting act of ejaculating into a woman’s vagina while she is on period

“Dude she was on her period so it ended in a cosmic rainbow”

by SamFlynn2010 July 19, 2018

cosmic dump

A bowel movement of universal proportions

Excuse me for a minute, I feel a cosmic dump coming on.

by Chrispitters August 6, 2018