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Cross Country

The only pure sport, the winner is the one who takes the most pain. We dont play with balls, we have balls. The balls that separates XC from any other sport.
I almoast passed out that last Cross Country race, Thank god i have balls.
by Croeni September 21, 2009
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Colosseum Job

When someone goes to the bathroom and leaves the door open because they have little time before they shit/pee themselves.

It's called that way because the colosseum has no doors.
Dude 1: Last night I really had to go. I was about to shit my self so I did a Colosseum Job.

Dude 2: Ew, get away from me you sick bastard.
by cjredskin September 13, 2009
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Jesus Jim Caviezel on a Cross

Used in replacement, and carries the same meaning as the commonly spoken phrase "Jesus Christ on a Cross". This is in reference to the guy who played Jesus in "The Passion of the Christ".
"Jesus Jim Caviezel on a Cross, this carrot cake has semen in it!"
by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009
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Cross Brand

A term used for people who wear two or more type of different clothing brands on their outfits which is a disgrace for hype beasts.
Yo why the hell is John cross branding Nike socks with a Puma Shirt? What a disgrace.
by TrapIord September 16, 2019
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crossed up

(1)To be crossed up is to be falling for a member of the opposite sex without being able to stop it. Compare to being "twisted up in the game," and whipped. You are crossed up if you keep thinkin about that special someone and you can't get them out of your head.

(2) To get juked in basketball, or consummately wrongfooted so that you look stupid.
(1) "dude I've been hangin out with Lindsay so much recently. I'm fairly crossed up..."

"You cant get crossed up too easily man, these girls will play you without thinkin twice.

(2) "Get crossed up, stay crossed up fool"

"Iverson just crossed that guy up like nobody's business"
by hollaataplayawhenyoureadytogo November 5, 2006
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criss-cross-apple-sauce

sitting cross-legged or otherwise known as "Indian style"
Jimmy was sitting criss-cross-apple-sauce ready for story time.
by Susan Focker September 15, 2007
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Cross Joint

A cross joint, otherwise known as the crossroads, is a joint with three smoking ends. When made the joint should form the shape of a cross (yes it is a little sac-religious), or a crossroad for you catholics out there. Using either three lighters with two or more people, you can spark this joint up and enjoy.
In order to make one must roll half of a large papered joint leaving the end open, to allow further packing. Then take another long paper and roll your second and third joints. These two joints should have no roach, in fact it should look like a long tootsie roll. after twisting both ends, cut two small holes in the center of the 2 and 3 joint. then cut two holes into the first joint. Push the 2 and 3 joint into the holes of the first joint. Once the holes of the 2 and 3 joint cant be seen finish packing the first joint. Take some of your extra paper and tear off a few gummed strips. Seal this new age classic and prepare to smoke!
In the new movie the Pineapple Express, with Seth Rogen and James Franco, one can see the cross joint in full effect. There is a clip online at YouTube.
by The Other Mongoose December 9, 2008
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