bog-like circus

any set of circumstances that impedes the employment of a player (chief. Brazilian) by Middlesbrough Football Club.

I like the reference to "Peat Bog" -- excellent description for the bog-like circus this has turned into.

by Brick_Tamland January 23, 2008

Circus Queer

A common find in the modern day circus. Commonly consisting of a sparkly outfit, and performing blowjobs for kicks. Most people commonly recognise this queer as Tom Emery, due to his natural habits.

Person 1: Dude, were you at the circus last night?
Person 2: Yeah, remember that Circus Queer there?
Person 1: Yeah, he looked like Tom Emery

by TomJE1999 January 13, 2014

circus of clowns

n: a shit-ton of clowns; a large grouping of clowns with a malevolent purpose

The circus of clowns rode the herd of war elephants on a pillaging rampage.
When Tim woke up, his worst nightmare had been realized: a circus of clowns had abducted him in his sleep.

by biggitylogos May 8, 2014

French Circus

A person receives (or experiences) a French Circus when seated in an armchair and another person stands on the arms and grinds their crotch in the recipients' face. Often part of a lap dance.

I had a great French Circus at the strip club last night...

by ragnor May 12, 2014

Turd-Circus

noun

\ˈtərd\ˈsər-kəs\

1. a fiasco or debacle ; significant failure.
2. general term for a person/place/event/object that is inherently full of fail.

1.

C: Were you at Ryan's "party" last weekend?

J: Yea man what a turd-circus.

by Bewtz0fDewm October 23, 2014

orlando circus

Anything to do with the butthole

Hey Bob, do you want to see my Orlando circus?

by Savage Daddy February 4, 2016

the circus

used to define a group of girls at school that are such clowns you describe them as “the circus”

felicia: “did you hear about how katie invited the circus to her birthday party and not us, her best friends!”
shalisa: “ikr!! she is such a clout chaser sometimes!”

by biggggchungusss November 17, 2019