To forget entire English language in a matter of seconds due to an unforeseen event, such as the entrance of a beautiful woman into a conversation.
"She came over and joined the conversation, she spoke to him and then he f*cking chris'd, it was awkward as hell."
by DoucheTwat September 25, 2014
Get the Chrismug. A selfish, gold-digging, hateful, gossiping, lying, vengeful, dangerous, and/or psychopathic female with bi polar tendencies.
by vacant March 2, 2009
Get the Chrismug. by tricell March 18, 2009
Get the Chrismug. A queer who comes out of the closet, then denies the fact that he is gay only a few days later. He thinks that he is so smart but then fails at life.
GayQueerFagDumbFailChris
by XxALLSTARPROxX February 7, 2010
Get the Chrismug. Causing all your friends, beyond all doubt, to believe with utmost certainty that the words you are speaking are 100% true and factual. Usually used in relation to killing the mood for jokes.
Me: I need a car bj.
Chris: I've had a lot of friends die in car crashes, and that was one of them.
Me: Huh, way to kill my hopes.
Chris: I think its funny you people still believe me.
Me: God damnit he pulled a Chris.
Chris: I've had a lot of friends die in car crashes, and that was one of them.
Me: Huh, way to kill my hopes.
Chris: I think its funny you people still believe me.
Me: God damnit he pulled a Chris.
by Darth_Renatus March 26, 2012
Get the Chrismug. by TheWorldMayNeverKnow** February 26, 2009
Get the Chrismug. A very faggy, annoying piece of shit that just annoys the hell out of you, stalks you to NO END, talks of nothing but his video games (namely Fallout 3, Team Fortress 2, and games about zombies) and Newgrounds.com
He has not showered in near 20 years (and he is only 15 years old), his hair grows into an afro that expands to the sides of his head, which has also been known to store things, such as boogers, money, and slaves.
His voice is that of a small rodent that has been pummeled in the gonads repeated times. If you are near him when he screams or laughs, you will be drawn into a dimensional rift that was ripped into the air from the frequency of his voice.
If you are one of the unlucky bastards to accidentally befriend him, you will receive numerous phone calls asking you to come over or asking himself over. These calls will usually take place between 2-5 minutes of each other if ignored.
He is insanely immature, and will smack you like a bitch for beating him in a video game or something else of the sort. He butts in to conversations that he should have no part in.
He also likes penis.
He has not showered in near 20 years (and he is only 15 years old), his hair grows into an afro that expands to the sides of his head, which has also been known to store things, such as boogers, money, and slaves.
His voice is that of a small rodent that has been pummeled in the gonads repeated times. If you are near him when he screams or laughs, you will be drawn into a dimensional rift that was ripped into the air from the frequency of his voice.
If you are one of the unlucky bastards to accidentally befriend him, you will receive numerous phone calls asking you to come over or asking himself over. These calls will usually take place between 2-5 minutes of each other if ignored.
He is insanely immature, and will smack you like a bitch for beating him in a video game or something else of the sort. He butts in to conversations that he should have no part in.
He also likes penis.
You're walking with a friend, and you tell a funny joke. Chris is behind you and starts laughing insanely and tries to make lame jokes stemming from yours.
Guy 1: Hey dude whats up?
Guy 2: Nothin much... just got this game fallout 3 though. It's fun so far.
Guy 1: Yeah one time i was bored on it so i murdered everyone in the town because i could.
Guy 2: *starts to laugh but is interrupted*
Chris: *Screeches like a banshee so loud everyone around you starts bleeding out of their ears.*
Guy 1 and 2: Fuck how did Chris find us... Does he have some kind of thermal vision that is able to scope us out amoung the crowd??
Chris: HeY gUyS oNe TiMe I kIlLeD eVeRyOnE iN mEgAtOn *screech laughter imploding the brains of everyone over 13*
Guy 1: Fuck i just said that dude get the fuck away from us
Chris: *Doesn't understand that Guy 1 and 2 hate him and continues to stalk them until the end of time*
Guy 1: Hey dude whats up?
Guy 2: Nothin much... just got this game fallout 3 though. It's fun so far.
Guy 1: Yeah one time i was bored on it so i murdered everyone in the town because i could.
Guy 2: *starts to laugh but is interrupted*
Chris: *Screeches like a banshee so loud everyone around you starts bleeding out of their ears.*
Guy 1 and 2: Fuck how did Chris find us... Does he have some kind of thermal vision that is able to scope us out amoung the crowd??
Chris: HeY gUyS oNe TiMe I kIlLeD eVeRyOnE iN mEgAtOn *screech laughter imploding the brains of everyone over 13*
Guy 1: Fuck i just said that dude get the fuck away from us
Chris: *Doesn't understand that Guy 1 and 2 hate him and continues to stalk them until the end of time*
by iTz X Legit Chronic Azn Snipes October 12, 2010
Get the Chrismug.