Chelsea Staub

A Disney Channel whore who was in the movie Minute Men, and going to be in the new show J.O.N.A.S. Rumored to be dating Joe Jonas, but it's only obvious he is way too good for her. Also had slutty sleepover pictures of her with girl friends, and drinks underage.

"Did you see those pics of Chelsea Staub with Joe Jonas at the mall?"

"OMG! She was wearing the tiniest skirt ever!"

by Brignuts October 18, 2008

Chelsea Clam Shell

When You open your ass over someones head in a swallowing motion while they are passed out and push there head into your ass.

Cuzan johny passed out so i gave him a Chelsea Clam Shell,when he awoke he was not happy.

by tbagmartin March 28, 2010

chelsea high school

A school in Chelsea, Al that is made up of about 80% rich white kids, 10% black people, and 10% backwoods hicks that somehow got zoned into the school system. Chelsea High School is known for having the best weed out of any school in the Birmingham Metro

Chelsea High School is the place to be if you wanna get stoned before class.

by YellowBanana July 22, 2015

Chelsea’s Maybe Baby

A baby that you might have in your Womblands because you might have gotten pregnant.

I’m 4 days late for my period, Should I tell my boyfriend about Chelsea’s Maybe Baby

by Zach Zaxson March 11, 2022

Chelsea Handler Syndrome

A situation when someone physically appears to be older than s/he really is. For example, Chelsea Handler appears to be at least 44, but in reality, she's only 34.

X: Man, the past 10 yrs since graduation have been rough on Kate.
Y: Yeah, considering we are only 28 and she looks 40. Classic case of Chelsea Handler Syndrome if I've ever seen it!

by Pippenstock October 9, 2009

Chelsea from LCC

The best person who has ever lived on planet Earth. Everything about her will leave you stunned. She is caring, kind, beautiful, just the perfect amount shy and can always make you happy. She is the smartest person on Earth, and she knows the time to use it. She always holds her friends close. Anyone who comes into contact with her will be enjoyed and if anyone gets to be in a relationship with her is a lucky person. FYI: I miss you

Chelsea from LCC is the best person on Earth.

by You know who I am. @ml365.5 August 26, 2019

Chelsea Life Jacket

A common type of sleeveless jacket, also known as a Gilet. Often seen on the streets of the Royal Borough of Kensington on Chelsea.

"Here comes Tabitha in her Chelsea Life Jacket"

by _LDN April 26, 2021