Cheflin Minute

unrealiable

Someone who says he'll be on shortly, but then shows up hours later, or maybe never.

Chris: I'll be on in about 10 cheflin minutes (Tuesday Night)
Simon: Yo are you alive? (Saturday Night)
Chris: Yea, Jax woke up. Gaymes in 10 minutes?
Simon: We going by minutes or decades this time?

by stc1985 August 19, 2018

ceiling the deal

A woman fucking the ceiling on a dude’s shoulders

Chris’ arms were getting tired from holding Cara up while she was ceiling the deal.

by The Plummers December 1, 2018

cheelz

cheelz are chill pills. aka Etizolam which is a thienodiazepine. cheelz are sold at the haven, which is a smoke shop.

biker: hey bro call up the haven and see if they got cheelz
xan kid: I just talked to em they do
biker: ight lets fly out there.

at the haven: hey you got cheelz

cheelz girl: no we just ran out
xan kid: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

by swerty gert February 9, 2019

Ceiling fan hangy time

A mother were your mother is strapped to a ceiling fan that is spinning and your father gets a little licky when your mother passes bye

Hey I caught my parents doing ceiling fan hangy time last night

by Fattmattandgavin May 10, 2019

cheifmot

Fortnite addict. Thinks he is pure class but realistically hes shit compared to his companions. Rages with how shot guns arent constint. Spends 8 hours a day on playstation. Hates people playing music threw the mic.

Cheifmot is crap at fortnite

by C0c October 30, 2019

Ceiling Fan Condom Roulette

If you like safe sex but pine for a bit of risk then ceiling fan condom roulette (CFCR) is the post coitus game for you. Jizz like you normally do but instead of flushing your little swimmers down the never cleaned toilet, throw with all your might, the jizz packed condom at the moving ceiling fan above your (and your partners) head. It's going to land somewhere - your face, the closet door or it could just stick to one of the fan blades (rarely happens). Safe sex with a dash of gambling, that's CFCR in a nutshell. Godspeed little minnow.

Ceiling fan condom roulette is defined by throwing a cum filled condom at a ceiling fan after sex.

For example.

After I came, I pulled off the jizz filled rubber and threw it at the ceiling fan. Essentially, Amy and I were playing ceiling fan condom roulette. It stuck to the side of my shitty Wal-Mart bookcase. We safely made it through another round of ceiling fan condom roulette.

For you CFCR newbs, the very definition of risk is playing ceiling fan condom roulette multiple times a night. See how far you can go without someone getting cum in the face (or worse).

by Chris Blackwell the Beast December 26, 2019

Cheif Noob

A player on PlayStation who is always being revived known by Smooth-warrior

Oi Cheif Noob your dead again

by Cheif reviver April 17, 2020