you can tell us anything

Something a parent says to coax you into admitting something.

Parents: You can tell us anything.
Child: I’m trans.
Parents: We’re disowning you.

by bismuthdistrict January 14, 2024

You can be my little vegetable ❤️

You can be my little vegetable

(phrase)
1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.

Girl: “Uh I gotta go eat a salad it was interesting talking to you ig”

Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “

Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection

by drivinginmycarrightafteeabeer September 12, 2025

Can You Hear Me

Famous words uttered by John Jones

John Jones: Wait. Wait wait wait. Can you hear me?

by JarvisBanned June 16, 2020

The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it

The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it

The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

you can polish a turd

believe in yourself and you can do it

timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try

by raybeez February 12, 2022

You-can-flaily

A ukulele with a mace attached at one end. The proverbial opposite of a mullet.

“Wow that you-can-flaily is really party in the top, business in the back!”

by Wypipo whisperer August 21, 2019

When I Walk, You Can Not Breathe

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When I Walk, You Can Not Breathe

by Reninu March 17, 2025