Calvin

Someone who runs really fast but bikes super slow(slow = usain bolt). Tromboner. Anyone would be lucky to date him! Makes you feel like there’s no one else in the entire world but you two. He will even try to play piano pieces with you even though you suck. Calvin is the type to suddenly become amazing at tennis in 10 min. Any flaws? Nope. Zodiac sign? Compatible with yours. Always cherish the moments you get to spend with Calvin.

Calvin, you’re a great driver, thank you for not getting in a car crash while I’m in the car!!

by Deborah Johns Seymour Butes July 12, 2021

Calvin

Middle schooler that looks like a twig

Oh my god. Calvin is so annoying.

by butt pooper guy August 19, 2019

calvin wade

A little fuckboy

Oh MY GOD HOW MANY GIRLS R U TALKING TO ... Ur such a Calvin Wade

by Shabbat Shalom November 6, 2015

Calvin

When you rub your junk all over your roommates stuff while they are away. Keyboards etc... Or coworkers etc anyone really can get Calvin’d

My roommates coffee cup got Calvin’d yesterday when he went to work!!!

by Ozzmatron August 3, 2019

Calvin

A little bitch who tries to be a gangster but is a small wimp and carries around a knife to look cool.

Look at that little faggot throwing gang signs. What a calvin.

by Missa Pie January 5, 2025

Calvin

A THICC BOY THAT IS MOST TIMES IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE NAMED Aurora

JEFF: I JUST HAD SEX WITH A MAN, HE WAS THE BEST CALVIN I HAVE EVER SEEN
AURORA: WTF JEFF

by Mrboabro November 10, 2019

Calvin

Hey dude it burns all of his bridges and tries to fuck anything with a heartbeat. Will use women for sex and manipulate them to pitying him for sex. Threatens to kill himself if you do not give him what he wants.

Guy 1: did you hear what Calvin did?
Guy 2: yeah didn’t he like fuck some chick when she said no?
Guy 1: yeah bro...wanna rape him?
Guy 2 : HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!

by Todd789 July 25, 2018