Caking

The late night desire to purchase random combinations of food such as cheese and cake. This my be confused with the munchies but it applies specifically to a combination of foods that include cake. People with this affliction gather in small groups to purchase said items. One HAS to be gay.

Random passerby: What? yo, this dude is buying cheese and cake mix.
Friend of Passerby: What for?
Another Friend of Passerby: Yo, you put cheese in your cake?
Man caking: no, the cheese is for burgers
Passerby: And the cake?
Jonathan Isaacs(look up the name):For Dessert.

by Eder's March 3, 2008

caked

getting fucked, duh

Tony caked me a lot. I was his cake mix.

by liz e March 10, 2004

Caking

Using only dry toilet paper, not finishing the job with a moist flushable wipe after pooping resulting in microbes of shit being unknowingly left caked around one's asshole.

'Bro, that chick has a hot ass. You think she is caking though?"

"Hey girl, that guy as the gym was really cute".... "Yuck, he was pretty sweaty and probably caking "

by WheelKaos February 8, 2017

cake

cake just means money

*You be feelin' me or you be hatin' me either way you be makin' cake for me*
Trey Songz Love LockDown

by Choong1245 March 7, 2009

cake

When you stab someone with a blunt object then proceed to flog them with a fish (preferably halibut)

mister guy: WOAH MAN I TOTALLY CAKED YOU IN THAT GAME! Samson: Who the hell are you and where's my lunch.

by Jeffery Lamsburg September 15, 2005

cake

According to GD Misfits (legacy of Lorwyn), quite apart from being an edible treat of delishness, cake is also used as a term of agreement in place of the more traditional WHS/WSS.

IMO Blackberries are the work of Satan

^^cake to that^^

by Snozzbert May 10, 2009

cake

A woman wearing a lot of makeup to cover up the fact that she isn't a looker.

"Hey, dude. Look at that hottie."
"Oh come on, man, she's a total cake. She probably looks like shit underneath all that."

by Terror1T October 2, 2017