(n.) An employee who nobody likes to work with, nobody enjoys to be around but for whatever reason one or a few very powerful people want them there anyway.
Well, the Ted Cruz hire finally got caught stealing from the employee fridge but even then nothing will be done about it.
by arf79 June 6, 2024
Get the Ted Cruz hiremug. Just a super cute guy with gorgeous features. Cruz is kind to everybody he meets, and won’t hesitate to make sure you smile. He’s especially good at sports (hockey and football to be precise), and loves his friends and family. Goes to summer camp for a long long long time, and loves itttttttt
by Absplayingvolleyball April 23, 2025
Get the Cruzmug. When you work at Verizon and see customers coming in. So you run into the bathroom and jack off into your eyes before you greet the customer.
by Sammerg69 May 4, 2024
Get the Dirty Cruzmug. A word that is used to replace “fake or bullshit”. Also commonly used in place it the uk slang work Scots.
Person 1: “ you bro long time no see, I’ve been on my come up now”
Person 2: “nah bro that cruz, stop capping”
Person 2: “nah bro that cruz, stop capping”
by X/S November 16, 2022
Get the Cruzmug. A guy who is not homiesexual and who has a lot of PTSD from guys who were homiesexual towards him. He is very mature and doesn't make dirty jokes and has a 70% chance of having an infj personality. If he has a younger brother, his brother has a 60% chance of being an estp and annoying and likes trying to stab his brother. Cruz is tall and many girls simp for him but he doesn't simp back.
by do_not_disturb August 29, 2022
Get the Cruzmug. proper crackers, has a good laugh with her one mate, smells a bit but brings to the party, gotta love a cruz lyke.
by sloshed April 18, 2022
Get the cruzmug. A pedo that likes little girls and guys, always throwing parties because there ain't no party Like a Cruz party, Cruz is the type of guy who looks up to Drake and diddy always looking for that cupcake shop like EDP
You see that cupcake over there that must be Cruz’s
You see that little girl over there that must be Cruz’s Girl Friend
You see that little girl over there that must be Cruz’s Girl Friend
by Lilpumpcus May 16, 2025
Get the Cruzmug.