Skid-mark Cobra

When a large king cobra slithers through the plumbing system and comes out your toilet while you are taking a dump. It pops its head up between your legs, so that the only option is to grab the back of its head to prevent it from biting you. Next you stand up and fish the cobra's tail out of the toilet and use it to floss your butt with long swift strokes, therefore creating elegantly long poop-streaks on the cobra's body. In addition to saving your own life, you have officially transformed a previously sleek snake into a skid-mark cobra.

What took you so long, did you fall in? No dog, I just braved death on the porcelin throne and ended up making a skid-mark cobra.

by filmconneseaur December 16, 2008

Spitting Cobra of Love

A fun, teasing name for a mans penis.

On her knees between his legs, Jasmine longed to charm his spitting cobra of love.

Aware she was just past tipsy, Brad teasingly propositioned Isabela to enjoy his spitting cobra of love.

by Joy Lovewell July 27, 2010

king cobra shit

When you take a shit so large, the end sticks out of the water like a snake hissing.

"What took you so long?"
"Relax man, I had to take a King Cobra Shit."

by PeaTearGriffin June 12, 2005

Cup Fart Cobra

In addition to cupping your fart in your hand, instead of simply throwing it in somenes face, you would put the cupped air directly in your mouth and blow it in your victims face.

I cup fart cobra styled John yesterday, he punched me really hard because of it

by Cup Fart, Cup a fart, fart March 27, 2016

Cobra Kai Nation

AKA CKN. A British Content Creator called Shamoon that hosts the YouTube channel Cobra Kai Nation, talks specifically about the Netflix show Cobra Kai, geeks about it and interviews cast members from the show!

Carter: "Have you watched Cobra Kai Nation?"

Ben: "Yes he's the man!"

by Moooon November 23, 2021

Chunky cobra snizz

A labia that is thick and protrudes from the vaginal lips. It also may wrap around in a circular motion.

Sal: Yo, I fucked this bitch last night that was straight sprortin' a chunky cobra snizz.

by Ned Flanders Blalock Ray April 14, 2008

mustang king cobra

a variant of the mustang 2 series that was built with a sexy body but had a pitiful 5.o engine that produced a shameful 139 horsepower.

when ever i see a mustang king cobra i shake my head in disgust and say a prayer for the designer of the car.

by laspina jr September 8, 2005