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East Christmas

A place that is very far from where you are, or live. Can also be used to suggest a lack of knowledge of a place.

Background and source are not known.
However, the is very similar to West Bubblefuck and has the same meaning.
"Where the fuck is this East Christmas?"

"My friend lives in East Christmas, at the end of Whaddafuck Drive and Commons."
by Raney October 21, 2004
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Swiss Christmas

when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.
by anonymous November 27, 2020
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Jew Christmas

The days immediately following Christmas when candy and decorations are on sale discounts
We need to get to the store to pick up what we need, it's Jew Christmas so all the good stuff will be gone soon
by Slickyricky March 28, 2017
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Christmas Gamerscore

n. The influx of Gamerscore on the Xbox 360 that comes in after you get games for Christmas.
Person 1: Yeah, how'd you get your gamerscore so high?

Person 2: It wasn't very high before the Christmas Gamerscore came flowing in.
by rdoneil January 6, 2009
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Christmas Kiddie

Someone who is very bad at something, and is assumed to have only had the game or device since the previous Christmas.

In skill, similar to a garbo lobster or a bad kid.
Pro: Wow, Christmas Kiddie. What color wrapping paper was your Xbox wrapped up in?
by AlfabetSoop June 27, 2007
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Christmas Blizzard

A sexual act completed in or around the Christmas period: after a person completes the act of fellatio, keeping the resulting semen in his or her mouth, the sucker then stands to be face to face with the suckee; the sucker then puffs their cheeks, mumbles "Christmas Blizzard!" or "Merry Christmas!", then slams their puffed cheeks with their palms, resulting in the semen spraying into the face of the suckee, not unlike a blizzard occurring in or around the Christmas period in the northern hemisphere.
"Santa Claus was highly surprised when Mrs Claus performed a Christmas Blizzard after Santa's post-present delivery blow job."
by CBEnthusiast April 26, 2014
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Christmas carolophrenia

When the voices in your head will not stop singing Christmas carols long after the holiday has passed. The only known cure is listening to "It's a Small World"
I have a bad case of Christmas carolophrenia, I can't get Jingle Bell Rock out of my head.
by profga December 21, 2010
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