calm

When something is not good, but funny.

“Evan just shat his brains out”

“Lmao that’s calm”

by calmalana January 19, 2021

Calm the Salt

To chill oneself and calm down, hence "calming" the "salt"

She needed to "calm the salt" when she went off on that guy for cheating.

by legit123 #dab January 29, 2017

calm

what i wish i was

person #1: “hey, i’m calm”
me: (sobbing internally) “that’s great!!”

by i am very sad June 19, 2022

calm baked

Wjen you calm and baked
at the same time

"Bro im so calm and baked at the same time!"

"Thats what happens when you get high. Its called calm baked"
"Thats rightous man!"

by Baileys.high.rn December 18, 2015

I'm the calm

Used by English speakers in the region of Balkan on the European continent. It expresses a response to "calm down" instruction.

Used by my friend TitanBlast / Antony1060 and probably by many other Balkan users.

Expressed in high frustration when someone gets called out for not being calm. Example: "I'M THE CALM!!!"

by TitanBlast April 27, 2021

Calm Down G

Calm Down G 🥀

"Csak nyugodj le Taer, nyugodj le. 🥀"

"Rendben. Nyugodt vagyok"

Aggesszív fogalom:

TESÓ MIT CSINÁLSZ!?!?!

-"Calm Down G, Calm down."

by Mátyás Király July 24, 2025

Calm

to be clear, free, and willing to do something

“You calm tomorrow at 4? I wanna hang?”
“Yeah I’m calm”

by flavortowncentral June 20, 2019