Dirty Brendan

A very cool and hot and funny and cool person with a fully functional penis.

Wow dirty Brendan’s penis works so well like it gets hard and everything

by DefinitelyNotBrendanItsNotMe June 18, 2023

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Brendan's fantasy football team

1) A terrible and highly-overrated team of fantasy footballers; the most notoriously shitty "Brendan's fantasy football team" plays in the "Justice For John Markus Nead"

2) The vaginal equivalent of male "blue balls"

1) Rocco: "Brendan's fantasy football team blows"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"

by Rocky C 816 August 12, 2017

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Brendan

The most humble, handsome, sexy, funny, rich, and down to earth guy. Huge massive cock. Very fuckable and suckable. Amazing at everything, bad at nothing, everyone either wants him or wants to be him.

Dude there goes Brendan, what a handsome dude, i’m straight but like… if i was a girl… i’d let him hit.

Oh M G there is Brendan walking down the hall, i want to fuck him so bad he’s so so hot. I’d let him ruin me and my life.

by masterqueef87 March 11, 2025

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Brendan

Spoiled white privileged Christian.

Dan: Did you see Brendan Today?

Alan: Yes, he was going to church

by Name a Christian November 5, 2017

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Brendan

Quiet, studious guy. He is quiet ambiverted and is a little to no-talk type of guy. Yes, of course he is loud and unserious with his friends, but Brendan is the type of guy who is VERY extroverted once hyped up. He will sing, yell, and maybe even talk to a lot more people than usual. Other than that, his brown-ish black-ish hair is always fluffy and washed well.

"He's so quiet around me, but so loud around you!"
"Oh, Brendan?"

by urmomisvhot November 28, 2021

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